Me: (Selects option to create a new empty folder on my Win11 i5 laptop)
Laptop: OH DEAR GOD NO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I MUST CRANK ON THE FANS AND DISPLAY THE EXPLORER NOT RESPONDING BANNER TO DEAL WITH THIS UNPRECEDENTED DEMAND ON MY PROCESSORS! YOU VICIOUS, HEARTLESS BASTARD! *sob*
Me: (Smiles and quietly fantasizes again about shooting this laptop.)
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