Mohamed GigaChad on Nostr: Oh, you really don’t want Sharia Law in America, do you? I mean, why would you ever ...

Oh, you really don’t want Sharia Law in America, do you? I mean, why would you ever want something so sensible and upright?
Because Sharia Law would dare to wipe out usury, that glorious system where banks bleed people dry with soul-crushing interest rates. Who needs financial fairness when you can have predatory loans, right? And don’t even think about banning pornography—because nothing screams "enlightened society" like an internet flooded with explicit content to numb the mind. Then there’s LGBTQ rights, because clearly, a society rooted in modesty and traditional values couldn’t possibly respect individual dignity in its own way. And alcohol? Pfft, why would anyone want to trade boozy blackouts for clear-headed living? Sobriety is so overrated.

These are obviously the sacred cornerstones of civilization, the glittering jewels of the West. Without usury, porn, rainbow flags, and liquor stores, America would surely crumble into some kind of chaotic society right?