Are you a chair manufacturer?
I'll lobby congress on your behalf to pass law requiring every AI agent have their own physical chair... for a fee equal to 1 percent of your eminent billion dollar goverment contract.
The Witch of Crow Briar (npub1flt…tj5x) Christine Lemmer-Webber (npub1urx…v0z4)
Ramin Honary
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2026-04-13 23:51:55 UTC
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