Fesshole 🧻 on Nostr: I once 'accidently' stole a car. My car and this car were indentical and my key fit. ...
I once 'accidently' stole a car. My car and this car were indentical and my key fit. So me and my mates jokingly drove it home. I woke up feeling guilty so I returned it, but not before cleaning it inside and out and filling with petrol. I wonder what the owner thought.
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