Ricki Tarr on Nostr: I'm going to explain programming languages to you based on their emblems. Starting ...

I'm going to explain programming languages to you based on their emblems.

Starting from left to right, on the top line:

1. This is some Sex Snake Cult bullshit, if you use this you may not be in a Sex Snake Cult, but you definitely want to be.

2. This is some old school shit, you first learned this is a 90's coffee shop, while complaining about how fake Hackers was.

3. Ya basic.

4. This is the prequel to Big Hero 6, it wasn't good.

5. Ya still basic, but you call yourself an overachiever.

6. This is what the Programmer says when you try to ask him a single question. Fine BRIAN, I'll try to figure out what a browser is BY MYSELF!

7. You're old, even older than #2, you complained about how War Games wasn't realistic.

8. Whoever designed this emblem got their feelings hurt by Bell Labs, and it shows.

9. Yeah guess what, ya STILL BASIC, now it's just really obvious to everyone, and you've definitely been involved in an MLM. #Clessed

10. You're pretty good at programming, but not at life, you probably sell drugs as a side gig.