Raise your hands up in the ay-er if you’re “turning my neck sounds like someone breaking celery in half” years old!!
Also please consult your doctor before raising said hands into the ay-er or anywhere else. Just like everything else nowadays, hand raising might cause taint-inflammation or infection, with possible results including a taintectomy.
Oh stop. That’s what a perineum is, it’s your taint. Bet you’ll never hear those Jardiance commercials the same way anymore will ya?
Josh (open until closed again)
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