Hey buster. I don't take jokes about my wife's weight lightly! 'Cause there is nothing light about her weight.
I kid, because I have to, I don't get to have any fun making fun of my wife because she's svelte. So can't really hurt any feelings there. Also she is unfortunately intelligent and lovely and her mother is just a lovely human being. So I've got basically zero comedic material.
Daniel Wigton
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