Mallard Beakman on Nostr: Btw I'm creating a cult called Mallardtarianism. Here's the gist: The duck displays ...

Btw I'm creating a cult called Mallardtarianism. Here's the gist:

The duck displays mastery of land, water, and air. The mallard, as the world's ancestral duck, is therefore highly revered.

Mallards can see the stars and the future, and only I can interpret their predictions.

Men dye their hair green.

No birth control.

Homosexuality is acceptable with a penalty tithe.

We don't go into caves or wet markets.

Duck hunting is a capital offense.