“Ugh, my dad has gotten sucked into a pyramid selling scam. This is what happens when retired people are allowed unsupervised access to social media.”
“Let me guess…Diet supplements? AI implants? Oooh Thorium breeder reactors!”
“Ultra high yield wheat.”
“Really? Magic beans? Again”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
Kit Bashir
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