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"content": "Confectionery indifference.\n\nThanks to the laziness of our UPS delivery driver, the package containing Mrs Miasma's chocolate bars was left in front of our garage in the hot, hot sun instead of our nice shady porch just five short steps away. 👎 \n\nBoo to him, for transforming her treats from rectangles of deliciousness to nonplanar rhombuses of uncertainty.\n\nIt's like if Salvador Dali made chocolate bars.\n\n#BadCustomerService \n#StupidestTimeline \n#OldPeopleOfMastodon\nhttps://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/960/783/028/402/437/original/282e2cb4e723c48c.jpeg\n",
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