I got a squirrel to eat cashews out of my hand.
They are now following me around a park.
I am now a #druid where the hell is my staff!?
I'll overthrow the government if I can get the insects on my side, and siege #aligatorauschwitz with the alligators themselves.
The crows will provide surveillance, and Loki shall be summoned.
#writing #humor #uspol
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