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I thought tim Hortons was the worst coffee ever then I tried Starbucks, now I can't decide
Timmies = tastes like water
Starbucks = tastes like burnt dog shit
Why do the worst coffees make the most money, are humans really this stupid?
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2026-04-29 13:59:58 UTCEvent JSON
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