Leviticus Mathew on Nostr: You know how sometimes you'll be at a store and there are people trying to sign you ...
You know how sometimes you'll be at a store and there are people trying to sign you up for electricity, or a phone service or cable? When they approach you, just read their tag or shirt. When they say "Excuse me sir, who do you use for electricity?" Just repeat the brand on their uniform. They'll leave you the fuck alone real quick.
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