Regarding the edit - yeah, there could be a difference in different meanings of "useful" there.
Anyway, found another joke :)
Q: What is three stories tall, consumes 20 gallons of diesel an hour, and cuts an apple into three pieces?
A: A soviet machine designed to cut an apple into four pieces.
Rihards Olups
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