Every now and again I'll remember that my ears suck, and like to slowly get clogged with wax because nothing about my body works 100% like it should.
Then one day it will completely block and I'll be deaf in one ear for a while, and I'll go buy a cleaning kit since I'll definitely lose the other one I bought about a year and a half prior.
Then enough wax to make a small candle gets blasted away, and everything is a whole lot louder for a while.
I am an experiment.
#writing #humor #health
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