Speaking as someone who has been keeping up with the ways in which COVID-19 has been cripping immune systems left, right and center, I have a strong religious objection to dying due to some twit's patent refusal to take a poke, and feel my religious beliefs infringed by everyone who's decided that going unmasked with a rheumy cough on the bus is somehow an acceptable way to live.
Sorry, Discordianism isn't a religion? Have you *seen* those Christians out there?