Joel on Nostr: basically you just put random shit for who the check is from. Deposit it at ATM and ...

basically you just put random shit for who the check is from. Deposit it at ATM and it'll make the funds available immediately. Withdrawal your money and close your account so they can't do anything about it. Go to the nearest payday loan service and stack bread on bread.
Then you put all your cash on your bed, take a picture of it on your new iPhone, and post it to Instagram and Facebook.