“I just bought this stock can I sell it?”
“No that is a good faith violation, which is what Hitler did. You can only do that with a margin account.”
“Ok give me a margin account.”
“You can’t trade on margin with your retirement account, because that’s what Hitler did.”
“Then what do I do?”
“You can have limited margin, which is just as good as margin”
“Ok, sign me up.”
“Btw your funds are now available to trade one day later”
“Why?”
“Because Hitler.”
“…”
Border Commander Cosmicino
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