Zeborah on Nostr: There's so little butter left on the shelves at my local supermarket, from any brand, ...

There's so little butter left on the shelves at my local supermarket, from any brand, that I'm convinced that they've personally offended the butter gods. This is no longer "due to high demand" (which was clearly always a euphemism for "due to low supply"), this is "Our procurement manager slept with the wife of Boutyros so Boutyros turned him into a bull and you can't milk that so we're putting together a crew to sail over to ask the oracle what to-- Uh oh, sea monster just happened."