Oh no, someone thought it was a good idea to hire me as a server in downtown #losangeles.
I said I'd never go back there after someone tried to mug me and I had to go to an ER...
...But like 50 bucks an hour when you've been #homeless for years up until a few months ago is a really hard thing to walk away from.
I applied there like 2 years ago and beat about 5000 people as they get 100-200 applications a month apparently.
I won! I guess?
#humor #writing #work #life
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