Michele Feltman Strider on Nostr: You spy a spry older woman and plead your case. Lucky for you, she knows how to ...

You spy a spry older woman and plead your case. Lucky for you, she knows how to polka. Since you don't, you both decide she will lead.

The music starts, and Polka Granny bounces you around the dance floor like a ball. The crowd stomps and cheers. The band plays louder. The judges leap to their feet as one.

The song ends, and the next couple enters the stage: a cute kid with a dog. Victory slips away.

You graciously accept 2nd prize, a coupon book for the market, and search for a fun bargain.