THE NOSTR REPORT
💜HAPPY ZAPPENTINE’S DAY💜
Feb 14, 2023
Block Height 776,556
Moscow Time 44:91 ⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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#[0] “There are no bitcoin podcasts providing $130K worth of value every month. You are the yield.”
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[2] A blunder of wizardly proportions. Even 🧙Gandalf the 🍊Orange was no match for Nostr after he accidentally published his nsec instead of his npub on Twitter. He tweeted a new npub after discovering his mistake. https://twitter.com/BTCGandalf/status/1625540929821065247
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#[4] Asked twitter to post their npubs, 700 people responded 🤙 https://twitter.com/ODELL/status/1625015501700177920
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#[6] details how he uses ⚡Zeus⚡ wallet, Tail Scale and his ☂️Umbrel to quickly access his non-custodial lightning node.
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#[8] Could the answer to Jack’s GitHub replacement bounty be sitting under our 👃noses? Stu posits a way to use a multisig private key to create a repository of notes that could be extracted. Experts are weighing in.
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#[10] announces 9-million sats bounty for creation of a Nostr Marketplace. See post for details.
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#[12] talks at MIT about ⚡lightning addresses. Posts informative video providing a great explanation on the future of payments with ⚡lightning.
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#[14] announces #Nostrica is now fully booked. Nostrica in-person attendance is MAXED OUT! You can still join virtually. Visit https://nostrica.com for more info.
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🖥️nostr Clients🖥️
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#[17] posts updates to Nostrgram and adds the ability to record 🎙️audio🎙️ directly into notes. #[18] tests it out!
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#[21] Damus Build 2 🔥is out !!
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#[23] Snort now has pinned posts
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🏃nostr Relays🏃
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#[25] says that ☂️ Umbrel is working on a solution that will sync the history of events to your private relay.
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[27] DMNYC 🟠orange 💊pills his coffee guy. Time to 🟣purple 💊pill him too!
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#[29] Mutiny, a self-custodial Lightning wallet using Nostr to sign-up for their waitlist (the first as far as we know)
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#[31] The 69th node has just been admitted to #Nodestrich 🤙
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💜ZAPPENTINE’S PICK UP LINES💜
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We asked for your favorite Nostr/Bitcoin pickup lines and you delivered! Here are a few of our favorites:
“Show me your NIP and I’ll give you access to my private relay.”
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“Nice hash, wanna come back and tap my root.”
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“Did you get zapped or are you just happy to see me?”
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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Stay Classy Nostr.
CruisingLevel on Nostr: Re. what was going on - have you come across #[1]? He regularly posts an overview of ...
Re. what was going on - have you come across NostReport (npub19md…6vzk)? He regularly posts an overview of a Nostr day, like this one for yesterday. (First time quoting a note in Astral so it may go wrong 😁.)