Narwhal Tacos on Nostr: I’m ‘bout to get salty but explain to me like I’m NOT SOMEONE WHO RUNS TWO ...

I’m ‘bout to get salty but explain to me like I’m NOT SOMEONE WHO RUNS TWO DIFFERENT NODES AND A NUMBER OF MINERS why I cannot fucking figure out how to get zaps on Nostr on iPad.

I reluctantly ditched Damus because Zaps were borked, and went with Alby for Damus (I think) but then Zaps were definitely being sent but I never received.

I got Primal. I’ve spent too many hours trying to figure out why (w/ a Bitcoin @ address) people are zapping me and again I don’t know where they go.

I clearly need to link my node to an Alby or Primal @-account but can’t find any info how. This should be front and center on either of their websites.

(again, salty, excuse me)

What SPECIFICALLY is the obstacle course everyone else has figured out but I can’t find anywhere online that I have to make through Primal and linked evidently thru Alby, pointed at my node, into Primal (which is worse than Damus imo, but whatever).

I just want to post on Nostr (on iPad) and receive Zaps.

Also, I fucking appreciate you all! Thx in advance!