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2023-04-03 21:30:46

Jim on Nostr: Welcome to your monthly update on a serious political movement and its adjacent ...

Welcome to your monthly update on a serious political movement and its adjacent streaming platform of choice. When last we left off Cozy tv and its viewership were headed straight into the shitter. Not surprising as shitters would be a location most AFers are familiar with since that's where the gloryholes are drilled. With numbers and donos down nerves began to get frayed as the fat would need to be trimmed so everyone could survive. Apparently everyone at AF took all that cut fat and fed it Dalton as this obese troon is now pushing his way to 300 pounds. So let's take a look at the recent developments.

Kanye West - Married a woman, apologized to adidas, watched some 21 jump street, and now is a big fan of the Jews. Will he run for President? Probably not but he'll definitely run to keep his schizo pills refilled so he doesn't go completely bankrupt from hanging out with gay catboys that used his mental break for clout.

Ali Alexander - When last we checked in our homosexual time traveling schizophrenic he was yelling at walls. Now he's yelling at Milo as Milo drops DMs, private correspondences, and embarrassing details which purport to show that Ali enjoys fucking boys; lots of young white boys. Milo has recently stated he has 19 victim statements. It's alleged that Ali would prey on young men promising them political power, meetings with ecelebs, and wealth all in exchange for dick pics and some face fucking. Imagine getting ass fucked by a member of the rat pac so you could meet Alex Jones. Yikes.

Dalton - Fat, dyed hair, no on watches him, he makes no money. Not that he has to as a trust fund kid but it's still humiliating. I fear the only way Dalton will draw a large audience is with his streamed suicide because, if I'm honest, everybody gets a little curious what something that large impacting concrete from 20 stories up is gonna look like.

Beardson - BEAN IT THE FUCK UP but now with furry porn. After getting his twitter account back it appears there is a lot of furfag yiffing art on it. I'm sure it's ironic.

Big Tech - It's bizarre to think the man with criminal charges for beating women and terrorizing children is probably gonna walk away from this with a stable audience. I mark this down as even though he hit women he still has touched one which 90 percent of Cozy and AF have never done.

Ethan Ralph - He's so god damn boring now from the xannie brain damage I've just started to tune him out; apparently his audience has too since his numbers are shit and he begs for Kick and Rumble followers (Something a lot of them are doing, the fuck guys I thought Cozy was king and here forever?). Has some upcoming homosexual birthday party / bowling event / mid life crisis sleepover at a retards house he's charging 400 dollars a head for. lmfao.

Nick Fuentes - Humiliated by Destiny streaming on Rumble where Destiny pulled in 25k viewers and Nick barely managed 5k. His cozy numbers began to slump into the 4k's as well. His fragile ego can't handle being told he's failing so he finally started streaming at an earlier time after being laughed at for a week not that it's helped as the initial bounce back up to the high 6ks is now sliding back down once again. Milo is calling him out for protecting Ali and allowing vulnerable young men to be targeted by him. The way Milo lays it out it makes AF sound like some kind of brothel for power players and donators from Washington to use its followers young asses for profit. He's a regular old DC Madam he is.

Baked Alaska - YOBA is out of federal jail, early. Just in time to fuck over any protestors that might show up for Trump and his clownworld trial. Remember if you see Baked at any IRL political event run. JUST RUN. His handlers are hungry for more victims. Funny too that the NYT mentioned both he and Fuentes were being looked at being charged for more J6 related stuff but that somehow "just like totally never got around to being filed or something."

This has been my Ted talk. Thank you for coming.

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