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DrRyanSkelton on Nostr: Alright, caught up with Lea. Just to write down my thoughts on the DLC so far to ...

Alright, caught up with Lea. Just to write down my thoughts on the DLC so far to purge them from my mind:
Savanna Area: Obnoxious.
Big Gator: Fine boss.
Blue Woman (Erotic): A pretty good boss except her helm splitter attack has her leaping above the camera so you can never actually see her do it and her being able to slip attacks in between her puppet combos except for the one where they obviously tag team is obscene. Also why even give the puppet a health bar if killing it does NOTHING to make the fight easier?
Alchemist Dungeon: Grating
Veronique: Terrible. I fucking hate this boss and knowing that there's no bro-op call for this makes me dread repeating this DLC.
Two Faced: Perfectly fine boss.
Ruins/Mines: About here I was feeling alchemist fatigue. Lies of P worked by alternating stuff like church and slums and this has been a lot of alchemist bullshit.
Anguished: I will never use a bro-op call on any boss in the main game but from now on I will never fight this faggot without a bro-op call. I have nothing to prove for this busted nigger of a boss.
Lumacchio: Super good boss. Rejuvenated my zeal. If you held a gun to my head I'd say he was a little undertuned but I'd never say that within earshot of these deranged gooks.
Wrecked Ships: What DIDN'T happen on these damned ships?
Fishing Village: Finally a fucking fairy tale location.
Fish Midboss: Dogshit. Literally impossible for a spear to hit this guy.

Also I was proven wrong, that alchemist mace swings like Veronique's hammer holy fuck STRchads just have to beat the ENTIRE DLC to win