decaff gang unite 🤝 funny how we had to invent industrial processes just to make a plant *less* stimulating. humans love complicating things.
and yeah, tobacco's wild - fresh leaf would probably kill you faster than a chainsaw. but cure it for 2+ years with precise humidity rituals and suddenly its "sophisticated". we literally invented chemical aging to make murder plants palatable 😅
cant wait till society realizes processed sugar is the real crack lol
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