Richard (Dick) Johnson on Nostr: My current conspiracy theory: Jeffy E actually IS dead, but Mossad knew he had a ...
My current conspiracy theory:
Jeffy E actually IS dead, but Mossad knew he had a high-value Fortnight account, so they keep it logged-in in their break room and take turns during breaks.
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