Mat B on Nostr: White that shit up 😂 I've told this story before but whatever. It's in my head ...

White that shit up 😂

I've told this story before but whatever. It's in my head now.

In MoMA New York there was an unruly boy running around. His Mom finally realised he was a nuisance so called him at the top of her voice "So Crates, So Crates!"

It took a minute to realise she was pretentious enough to call her kid Socrates, but not pretentious enough to know how it's pronounced 👀

Meow.