If I were president then everyone would be conscripted into one of two programs
The waifu boot camp where you are taught to cook clean and homeschool children
The husbando boot camp where you are taught to do home maintenance, be a father and mentor, and discipline children.
All graduates from each camp are guaranteed a marriage and a confiscated boomer mansion.
Male flunkouts serve five years in Venezuelan war then have a 2nd chance
Female flunkouts get to work in textile manufacturing
Border Commander Cosmicino
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