Them: Knock knock.
Me:
Them: I said "Knock knock."
Me: I don't answer the door for strangers.
Them: But you know me!
Me: I just hear knocking. I wasn't expecting company.
Them: OK, it's me, knock knock!
Me: Why didn't you text me?
Them: You're supposed to say, "Who's there?"
Me: But I know who's there.
Them: I'm setting up a joke!
Me: Look, if you're going to yell, you can stay outside.
Logan Five Thousand
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