I usually go between-
Lol, you lovable retards. Bless your cotton-pickin‘ hearts.
Can’t argue with it, but it doesn’t apply to me.
Yeah, women.
And
Shit, I’d hate to be a guy with this selection of bitches.
That being said, I know a lot of good women and girls who buck the trend and I wish y’all knew more good ones. It makes me sad.
