Jesse Welles is a masterful lyricist, tongue and cheek humor creating great music 🎶 with a message.
"never underestimate the merit of a carrot
never ever doubt the power of a Brussel sprout
always keep your mind on the bright side of the tater
listen to the garden it'll tell you what it's all about
vegetable secrets
the corn is born in the soil of the summer
and the mushroom bloom in the dew down under
plant the marigolds between the rows, that's what momma told us
look under a rock, see a toad, that's a bonus
it's a vegetable secret
vegetable secrets
plant a seed in your mind that'll grow a big smile
start a club for the bugs in the compost pile
it's the habit of a rabbit to be nibbling with a grin
you can chase the bunny off, he'll be coming back again
for them vegetable secrets
vegetable secrets
I do the eggplant dance while the celery sings
I'm gonna jam with the yams with the peppers and the peas
I take a stroll by the gnome
I always say wussup
I got two green thumbs
and I'm gonna stick em up
for them vegetable secrets
vegetable secrets
plant a seed in your mind that'll grow a big smile
start a club for the bugs in the compost pile
it's the habit of a rabbit to be nibbling with a grin
you can chase the bunny off, he'll be coming back again
never underestimate the merit of a carrot
never ever doubt the power of a Brussel sprout
always keep your mind on the bright side of the tater
listen to the garden it'll tell you what it's all about"
https://youtu.be/dJFQ9lOL_R8
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