Michele Feltman Strider on Nostr: "Get to the core of it," you decide while considering more pie. "What's the story?" ...

"Get to the core of it," you decide while considering more pie. "What's the story?"

"No one knows how it all started," Mr. Overalls drawls. "Some say Johnny Appleseed was the first. Others, it was a fella from upstate New York. It happens when the arsenic in the seeds mixes with the extreme health-giving properties of the flesh. It creates a sorta unresolvable internal paradox."

"Is there a cure?"

"Raw onions."

"So, no."

"Well," he slaps his knee and stands. "Time for the tour. What first?"