From The Onion, a satirical news site.
Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have
"“Our nation already passed the tipping point where we might hope to match the deliberative bicameral legislative process of, say, shore crabs." 🤣
https://theonion.com/watchdog-group-downgrades-u-s-from-democracy-to-whatever-political-system-lobsters-have/
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