Can’t get a girlfriend?
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith
Nick
npub1wn…d9wy5
2026-04-16 11:18:07 UTC
in reply to nevent1q…mf5k
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