That Nonproductive Guy on Nostr: But but! per the Supreme Court it’s not a bribe unless Trump paid him up front and ...

But but! per the Supreme Court it’s not a bribe unless Trump paid him up front and specifically said “this is a bribe, see? I’m going to give you money and I will buy you cupcakes if you endorse me!”

Per SCOTUS, absent an offer of donuts it’s not a “bribe” it’s a “business agreement.”

🙄 I’m beginning to get the impression that our founding fathers put far too much faith in humanity not becoming a corrupt, steaming pile of detritus.