YsMan on Nostr: Speaking of whoring oneself... how does one become an ex physicist? And, could I pay ...

Speaking of whoring oneself... how does one become an ex physicist? And, could I pay one to calculate the trajectory of my man/parfum odours in real time via an mobile app so I don't gas Clippy in the future? Specifically in 2-3 weeks time, as I am heading back to her town to perform duties that may require ninja precision in controlling the ebb and flows of my arial aromas. With the explicit goal of nasal pleasure for my friend.

I see room pressure, wind direction, and speed. I may need to fashion a scent detector. Perhaps we could implement this piece of hardware into our hardware chain: https://aryballe.com/our-products/neose/

You of course can keep the data. Be it to sell and work on selling a mobile app. Or if you're particularly nerdy, you could fantasise about how potent the smell is via your mathmatical functions and think about the outputs. I don't get why math people do that sort of thing en masse. (Given most people do work to find love, and they do hobbies to seem interesting, I have to assume math people do math like a peeping tom peeks through a window. It's like lifting up the universes skirt. Is math like the universes dirty talk for you people?) I assume it's to vicariously and sensually live through the lives of others without ever commiting to a person.

I digest. (Pepperoni sammich) I'm on a clock. Can we make this happen? 🙏