scenesbycolleen

https://nicecrew.digital/users/scenesbycolleen

Oil painting artist
I sell my original artwork on Etsy (mostly):
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ScenesbyColleen

Public Key

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scenesbycolleen_at_nicecrew.digital@momostr.pink

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

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2026-10-15 17:30:15 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/2c/c4/bf/2cc4bfb43d7f15690575f1f4caf7f110f3ee67196012c84a114fe5ea1762b6ab.jpg

2026-10-15 17:25:31 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/61/79/a6/6179a6b63843186e7baec79b07ca7e6353826c22244da75688562a1f35cf1f49.mp4

2026-10-15 17:24:28 UTC

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:hug_apu:
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/d9/ac/28/d9ac289301bc44e772bbad3ed44c7b2e1073e238cd6d87eefa14bf6077c0284f.jpg

2026-09-29 23:11:12 UTC

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"It depends"
I *try* to work "alla prima", as in, I try to get it any painting done within a 24 hour time limit (more like 12) so that I don't have to wait an unknown amount of time (maybe a week, maybe 3, more, WHO KNOWS?) to do another layer (because oils are like that). There are some larger ones (and *certain* smaller ones :blobglare:) that need layers or more detail or I mess something up so they will necessarily take more time. So I don't really know exactly because I don't pay attention to time but this one was probably the only painting I painted that day - 4 hours, 6 maybe? :comfy_colleen:

2026-09-29 22:53:42 UTC

It's a little difficult to part with this one; I was very happy with how this little guy turned out :blobcatblush2:
9x12" oil painting, available now :blobheartcat:
Painting: https://www.etsy.com/listing/4580041820
Store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ScenesbyColleen
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/44/91/95/449195166243ad98c17170c9f737eba3e81dbfbf8ebb36aa2115cb063c76bffc.JPG

2026-09-25 00:16:13 UTC

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:blob_aww:

2026-09-23 17:16:27 UTC

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Indeed, and I was repeating that I was still uninterested. I am glad that we agree. 🍻

2026-09-23 17:13:03 UTC

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I see, I see :take_notes:
I'm sorry to say I am still not interested but I wish you the best of luck in your olfactory endeavors, friend 🍻

2026-09-23 17:01:22 UTC

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lol
If you wanted a serious response, (1) I am taken, in case you were unaware, (2) my physics work was optics (and programming) related and I am not particularly interested in returning to that sort of thing except in cases where I actually need that knowledge, (3) I am (almost) literally a hermit that lives in the woods and rarely interacts IRL with people 🍻

2026-09-23 16:54:21 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/59/22/04/5922041636fda8ad80c4e720554230b485b2064eea201d3be44a6c8c3e612463.jpg

2026-09-23 13:52:40 UTC

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:thinkeyes:

2026-09-23 13:49:51 UTC

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REAL
Surprising how much you can get away with if you throw a little fasting in there. Resets the body a bit.

2026-09-23 13:47:18 UTC

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hmmmm maybe the onions and peppers are a requirement then :thunk:

2026-09-23 13:05:07 UTC

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Reading through this thread backwards has been fascinating, and finally I reached where I've been tagged, but I don't think you're going to like my answer, because it's generally not uhhhhh manufactured (?) scents.
Some of the scents you've mentioned in soap are fine as long as it's light. YOU DON'T NEED MUCH. I knew guys that would absolutely bathe in soap, spray, and cologne and it hurt my nose and brain more than perfumed women, so now I can't stand some of those smells anymore. I don't know if I could pick out exactly which ones are which. Except Axe. Axe is the worst. Especially if they also smoke weed and try to cover it up by bathing in Axe (or any other) products.
You may or may not believe this, but there's a scent on breath and sweat that comes out when the guy either (1) fasts, (2) eats a LOT of onions, peppers, and eggs, (3) is on an atkins/ keto diet (again, probably related to (2) and maybe (1) since it could be something released during ketosis?). This is the best male scent ever and you cannot convince me otherwise. I don't know how you'd possibly bottle that up but THAT scent.
Thanks for the interesting thread, though :beers:

2026-09-21 13:42:40 UTC

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I do love autumn and spookystuff :blob_skeleton:

2026-09-21 13:36:16 UTC

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Oh I went to that one last year (it also closed early on Sunday last year - I think because high winds that were coming in that they were afraid might take up tents). I will probably go again next year; I seem to do well enough there and it's fairly comfy.
I'm debating whether I want to do another show in October. I was invited to one in the same place (run by different people), and another more south (closer to MA). :thinkeyes:
I do think I did well; I'm pretty happy with the selection I brought and people's reactions to the art and what I sold :partyblob_dance:

2026-09-21 13:28:24 UTC

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It was actually alright in the morning! (I was very grumpy and had to be coerced with an energy drink and hugs but I went and sold some things and talked to some very nice people 🎉) It started raining in the afternoon - mostly a cold constant spray, but it was gathering on the tents and no one was coming by and all the vendors were miserable - I think they just waited until the last performers finished their set to tell us all that we could go home lol. (Kudos to those guys too - someone was belting out "White Wedding" in the rain and did a great job. I was singing and dancing with it of course :doge_dance_cool:). I keep falling back asleep today though. It'll probably take me a little while to recover :colorcat:
Anyway it was worth going despite the trouble. Thanks for asking, grumbles :blobheartcat:

2026-09-21 13:07:59 UTC

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:hug_apu:

2026-09-20 01:00:51 UTC

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wut is this even
was this on their facebook or something
"Scences" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you know what, sure, whatever, fine, at this point it's too late to care anyway :rat_dab:

2026-09-19 10:09:30 UTC

GOOD MORNING
It's THAT TIME AGAIN
:partyblob_line::partyblob_line::partyblob_line::partyblob_line::partyblob_line:
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/d7/f2/5d/d7f25d6f2c4d2f8395cfb64a4e6526402c459c6dee2a0c767635fc68e3757458.png
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2026-09-19 01:24:46 UTC

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I mean, that was probably it :thinkeyes:

2026-09-19 01:24:10 UTC

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EVERYONE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT CATS I CAN'T HELP IT :cat_zoom:

2026-09-19 01:15:54 UTC

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I am just EXCITED about KITTEN news :blob_aww:
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/6a/05/4b/6a054bfaa486587bbc34be47225949b37783578ed2631b433e5a51bd075702b5.gif

2026-09-18 19:45:59 UTC

The last of the new paintings for the show this weekend :frog_dance: These are the smaller ones - 4x8", 6x6", 5x7", and 6x8" - and there were actually supposed to be three more, but they weren't dry enough :blobcatohnoes:
ANYWAY now I'm probably about as ready as I'm going to be :pepe_nervous:
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/a8/12/19/a81219d222691843993b6592460db7411e5b971ec59d8d50e42e61f6e8b154e3.JPG
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2026-09-18 11:39:29 UTC

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:bigpig:
My version and colleeny-themed ones in here too, my apologies or you're welcome, depending on what you wanted them for 🍻
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/09/6f/8c/096f8c4010c27184fd3be335e3ac5c43bbb78e4faae5ac05af88ce4cb4c998db.jpg
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2026-09-17 23:43:58 UTC

:comfy_colleen:
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/c1/43/1b/c1431b40dcbd76ac9a1cea6491ecaba68025e888a72fefb06d9929b2e5358e58.webp

2026-09-17 21:52:42 UTC

Two more new paintings (both 12x16") based on previous pieces that I'll be bringing to the show this weekend :blob_skeleton:
(btw, anything that is not sold will be in my Etsy store in the next couple weeks :blobheartcat:)
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/30/6e/7a/306e7a6c28b21d7187937cf93b72024bc1ee5c3b8be2ccd7c3848845a182afb7.JPG
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/f2/f0/0b/f2f00bda70ebebde60f98079610a011c9ac9fd8b17a9356c982f6588d4db12ff.JPG
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2026-09-17 13:45:02 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/36/ef/b4/36efb4eb9928018bc29f244a0432c660c05f224c4bf9a6bfef27f61bd1dfe010.jpg

2026-09-17 13:40:12 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/6a/56/df/6a56dff67b1ae347e902b0e4dc609cf6c9cc7e0e5762433d407881489697c716.jpg

2026-09-16 20:48:58 UTC

A few more new paintings (two 9x12" and one 8x16") that I'll be bringing to the faire this weekend :cats_dance:
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/44/91/95/449195166243ad98c17170c9f737eba3e81dbfbf8ebb36aa2115cb063c76bffc.JPG
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/3d/e4/4e/3de44e0506654e7ac307f2ffc16f5cf9629f7425ea0ed788581ff8bbb1bb9072.JPG
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/d3/36/2c/d3362c7f1788307c969b0e0dff91f63ce1cab2bc7e82d938e7d8ee6d82df370d.JPG
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2026-09-15 21:08:59 UTC

A few paintings (both are 16x20") based on previous pieces that I'll be bringing to the faire this weekend :partyblob_dance:
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/da/00/57/da0057e634b292251b154befc909a16d0f45ff3cf644997bd154b33c10121684.JPG
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/e7/46/37/e746372f9c1e7dac96ccfa02f61dcc43889b6e242afee9cdd4d6b18b3089a80f.JPG
#note18l0…03ch

2026-09-14 18:04:32 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/57/5f/36/575f363899e117a16031168285742a292b84bfdbe92db1c2a193e4e15d02dd49.png
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/07/e9/5f/07e95f6bbb8bf0166515cd148fd86270bbc3c0dc14ed3e5009325f1f081ef57c.jpg

2026-09-13 02:16:04 UTC

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:beers:
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/00/c5/84/00c584bece5dc38f0c17bce6df0cdb0d641d2ef9c419ac97a7578f85b07a9bce.jpeg

2026-09-13 02:15:10 UTC

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:nod:
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/bc/94/b3/bc94b370851541df42db306674c6b2ef36464aee766e2b67171b8732a3bf9728.jpg

2026-09-13 02:12:22 UTC

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I saw that typo :wojak_smug:
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2026-09-13 02:11:31 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/8c/39/d6/8c39d6e78940c2da4d8b2cb13c99e576c5bb5b28a798805367097dd0f096d6ab.jpg

2026-09-13 02:09:50 UTC

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I can be both high IQ *and* retarded :smug_cat:
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/f8/12/ba/f812baca5f6e9caeab4d471f66008ad233cb63b4390fcda20a4b09f77fb1251d.webp

2026-09-13 02:06:42 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/6f/35/a6/6f35a6dba52da6008560da1f54ccb69045cfa4425197e0be41f1a05ca7990894.jpg

2026-09-12 15:37:09 UTC

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*when

2026-09-11 00:18:52 UTC

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good luck friend :blobheartcat:
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/a4/c0/06/a4c006e3066f76e2a5251f219f7226270ee54316f4c0fee40d163103a534869d.jpg

2026-09-10 23:15:37 UTC

Tonight's painting :pepe_spooky: :blob_skeleton:
6x6" oil painting, available now :comfy_colleen:
Painting: https://www.etsy.com/listing/4571006113
Store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ScenesbyColleen
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/96/30/ed/9630ed57c03f67bc807fe27b3f89a8ea18d8d2446ccdc7e7b901a1dad3b0f436.JPG

2026-09-10 22:31:51 UTC

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:pepe_nervous: "Why are there twenty thick chains around your fan?"
:smug_cat: "Oh, well, one is for the lights, and one is for the fan speed, and the rest are surprises"
:pepe_nervous: "Wh...which one is which?"
:blobheartcat: "It's a surprise! Good luck!"

2026-09-10 22:28:17 UTC

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I tried to find a gif of uncle Fester pulling the wrong chain in the chain room from the Addams family movie (and being grabbed and pulled up/ other hijinks), but no luck :blobcat_sad:
I should make something like that :demon_wojak:

2026-09-10 22:12:55 UTC

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aw ffffffffffff I think I have three of them to fix :wojak_depressed:
th...thanks for reminding me :wojak_depressed:

2026-09-09 23:58:05 UTC

I had an idea about a vampire unleashing a bunch of bats, or maybe becoming bats, so I tried something out on a little painting 🦇
4x8" oil painting, available now :comfy_colleen:
Painting: https://www.etsy.com/listing/4571001409
Store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ScenesbyColleen
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/8e/74/d0/8e74d059fb38b36666c453b609ebb7d688605e4b67a168ead5edb6393734508c.JPG

2026-09-09 01:28:56 UTC

I almost forgot to post tonight's painting, but here it is! :blobheartcat:
8x8" oil painting, available now :comfy_colleen:
Painting: https://www.etsy.com/listing/4570997055
Store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ScenesbyColleen
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/aa/79/de/aa79de52ab7883aeef969c2a2573cf5a03658c4db7b6c00f6d170de1dc56fcef.JPG

2026-09-09 00:57:20 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/df/a7/c2/dfa7c268808c7a4c4d701bcef99783680469d9437166d04b6528e92295011c49.mp4

2026-09-09 00:52:58 UTC

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:nod: EXACTLY!
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2026-09-09 00:50:31 UTC

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2026-09-09 00:07:26 UTC

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YES I GAVE A WARNING AT THE BEGINNING THAT THIS WAS FOR THE LADIES
I DON'T OFTEN TALK ABOUT THE GIRLY THINGS SO DEAL :rat_dab:
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/9e/3c/4b/9e3c4b44b6494771b6d8c8f46c50382404421d0ea44f060c2b24d56f04609e49.mp4

2026-09-08 23:57:14 UTC

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THAT's THE WORD
yes I had a hime-cut for a while
It did not work out :wojak_depressed:

2026-09-08 23:41:59 UTC

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ME
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/b5/90/9b/b5909bf55136361dd41c6ad5ddc0f798f70e1c20e31f803f289babec32b437dc.jpeg

2026-09-08 23:41:00 UTC

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2026-09-08 23:32:27 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/fc/13/c9/fc13c9a1a8a79477994e51e82586046f162b9032c2ca0066052c125cda60eae6.mp4

2026-09-08 23:30:20 UTC

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I had those uhhhhhhh those asian long side bangs for a while WHY CAN'T I THINK OF THE NAME OF THEM anyway they ALSO didn't stay straight waitaminute I think I have a picture here somewhere I did in paint or whatever of them uhhhhhh OMGOOSES YES HERE IT IS
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/af/0e/bb/af0ebb13276e04c424d4a26d81612d72895222ca7b500dc6bb040e341218fe8b.png

2026-09-08 22:50:12 UTC

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I had to relearn multiple times where to cut them (RIGHT AT THE EYEBROWS NOT ABOVE NOT EVEN A TINY BIT) because OH WHOOPSIE if they're too short I look extra stupid :blobcatohnoes:

2026-09-08 21:57:18 UTC

LADIES OF FEDI (all uhhhhh three of you (OH maybe some spinsterfriends?)): I have a VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. TLDR: about hair
:smug_cat:
STORYTIME - I used to think I had straight hair because my mother has very straight hair and I always kept it as long as it would grow (never "cut," only trimmed). HOWEVER, in recent years I have cut it to the shortest it's ever been (which is still long for some people.... maybe bottom of my shoulderblades?) and I have BANGS again, and I have learned that I actually inherited my father's wavy hair. BECAUSE MY BANGS KEEP FLIPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE. THE OTHER DAY IT LOOKED LIKE A GIANT MUSTACHE ON MY HEAD :blobcatohnoes: But the rest of my hair is still long enough that it doesn't show the "wave" :thinkeyes:
SO
The question I pose to you: do I cut my hair more to see the wave? I LOVE long hair and I didn't even cut it to this (still "long" ish) length for... look I'm not telling you my age, you can guess :blobglare: but the point is I'm nervous and WHAT IF IT LOOKS HORRIBLE :blobcat_sad: Maybe I should cut it in increments? I just want to see if it would look nice with the waaaave (and maybe make my bangs look not as silly) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Help me ladies, I never thought I had wavy hair and have no idea how to make it look even more rad (or at least not silly) on me :blob_cool:
Thank you for reading my TED talk, pls send help :crackCat2:

2026-09-07 23:07:16 UTC

I am selling art in person soon, so if you'd like to see me or my art, here's more information on the event! :crackCat1:
https://www.newhampshirepagansfaire.org/
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2026-09-05 18:05:07 UTC

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aw thanks friend :blobheartcat:

2026-09-05 18:02:09 UTC

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what an excellent painting idea :comfy_colleen:

2026-09-04 22:06:14 UTC

A bit of a silly painting tonight, but I just couldn't help myself :partyblob_dance:
6x12" oil painting, available now :comfy_colleen:
Painting: https://www.etsy.com/listing/4566937194
Store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ScenesbyColleen
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/42/d6/5c/42d65c6a9fe1554e3510213ead27e5ad16f77df768dfc903d219e0333ef87293.JPG

2026-09-02 23:45:51 UTC

Tonight's painting :comfy_colleen:
6x8" oil painting, available now
Painting: https://www.etsy.com/listing/4566903633
Store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ScenesbyColleen
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/92/3b/99/923b99712e802b2af802f7cece2803f9775a71f22393b4a3faaa75046e8debcd.JPG

2024-07-08 16:33:22 UTC

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:kitty_blob: I think I'll go garden for a while
🤔 I wonder what my fedifrens are up to
👀 92 notifications wut happened
:kitty_blob: hellthread!
:wojak_depressed: oh, *that* kind of hellthread
:blobglare: I don't know whether to "like" the whole thread out of spite
:blobglare: or ignore the whole thread (also out of spite)
:blobheartcat: thanks for thinking of me, fedifrens
:blobglare:
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2024-07-08 12:03:49 UTC

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