Not something I had ever considered - but also, I hadn’t considered reaching down and between. It’s a reach behind, then wipe front to back - which I believe is the correct direction. To me, standing, surely that squishes the cheeks together more.
This is far more than I’d ever considered I might consider. XD
I wish bidets were normal over here.
Matt Wilcox
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2025-09-15 20:11:28 UTC
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