A few years back I asked my phone for directions, to the interstate and it refused to give directions southbound, only northbound. I started swearing loudly in the car about what a stupid fucking machine it was and it ... it replied with, "I'm sorry Kristian, I'm doing the best I can."
After the initial shock of this thing speaking to me and using my name, I had never wanted to smash my phone so much. I didn't, but I wanted to.
Kristian Haapa-ah0)))
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2026-03-30 23:29:17 UTC
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