Last Notes
Millennials lived through EVERY tech era. Tapes, Floppy disks, CDs, MP3 players, Nokia 3310. Millennials are the last generation that remembers a world WITHOUT the internet. Played outside until dark. Rang door phones to call friends out. Recorded songs from the radio onto tapes.
Millennials, do you keep in touch with friends from your school days?
I’ll never understand people who say they would be bored if they didn’t work. Do you know how many hobbies I would have if I didn’t have to work???
Millennial parents, what battles y'all picking? I don't care if you finish your food. If you starve, that was your choice.
From a millennial manager who grew up without a phone: if you call out sick, it’s your RESPONSIBILITY to stay off social media…
Gen-Z: How the hełl did y'all get home wasted before Uber?
Millennials:
Do all millennials still feel like kids?
I can’t prove it, but 87% of X is just burned out millennials surviving on yapping, dilly-dallying, feral posts, caffeine, and sarcasm.
Pete Hegseth getting yelled at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier on Veteran's Day is the perfect representation of the unprofessionalism the military is dealing with at the top.
Three quiet cheers for the soldier at the Tomb of the Unknown who had to admonish Hegseth and his pals for breaking the rules of decorum. You know he's going to be fired for doing his solemn job.
Mississippi about to experience a Colomoscopy.
The Millennial instinct to save a screenshot of a confirmation page as if the email, text, and 17 follow-up reminders aren't already on their way.
Cindy Hyde Smith's blocked Scott Colom from becoming a Judge. It was just announced he WON HER SEAT IN THE SENATE! We love to see it! Congrats SENATOR Scott Colom!
Scott Colom’s pick another protein ad will go down as one of the best political ads in history.
Unhoused people dyıng from the cold in the bible belt seems like a great time to remind everyone that churches don't pay taxes because they are assumed charitable organizations!!!!
When they said, “The South will rise again,” they never imagined it would be the descendants of the enslaved who would rise up and transform the electoral map.
If the Nvidia scandal has taught us anything, it is that an aging man's sudden spending spree on leather jackets is always a tell.
A little known detail: Mississippi Senator-elect Scott Colom decided to challenge Cindy Hyde Smith after she blocked his nomination to a federal judgeship.
Talk about a full circle moment. Sweet revenge. 😂
She blocked him from a job, so Scott Colom took her job instead.
That’s what I’m talking about!
Scott Colom is a living testimony that "no not that," may be God's preparation for His elevation of you into a space you hadn't even imagined! Catch your shout!
How do you shorten health care wait times and reduce class sizes?
You fund and staff them properly, like our taxes are supposed to be used for.
“Do you like your job?”
“I like payday!”
Adult life really does boil down to four things. Everything’s expensive, I’m really tired, I don’t know what to eat and Ibuprofen.
Imagine if restaurants worked like health insurance. "Your chef recommends pasta, but a man in Connecticut who has never tasted food has determined you only qualify for crackers."
Retirement age should be 45. Why do People want to work until they are deaď?
Corporate life is hilarious. A manager can lose five employees in twelve months, yet somehow management never questions itself. Apparently, the employees are always the problem.
How do you professionally say “you’re entitled to your opinion, but your opinion is wrong?”
BULŁYING CHILDREN IS A RED LINE THAT NONE OF US SHOULD BE WILLING TO CROSS, NOT EVEN TO WIN AN ELECTION.
I genuinely want to understand why anyone is opposed to universal healthcare.
I wonder how many 55-year-old teachers with 25-30 years in would retire tomorrow if they implemented universal healthcare.
I love how the “eat real food” crowd is real quiet while 6.3 million people are proposed to lose their access to food via SNAP benefits in addition to the 5.5 million that have already lost access. Truly uncanny.
People in Florida hate DEI so much they accidentally got their St. Patrick’s Day parades canceled and now they’re furious. 🤣
If you didn’t show up for a big meeting at work, and claimed traffic was the problem… You would be unemployed right now.
This is 100% a class war.
Apparently, every newly built apartment is automatically classified as “luxury” these days. But where are the concierge services, heated floors, grand chandeliers, room service, actual hardwood floors, beautiful views, private terraces, soundproof walls, crown molding, and
Imagine what dreams you could pursue if your healthcare wasn't tied to your job. THAT'S the Dream.
I don’t know why they haven’t called Mississippi for Scott Colom yet. That should already be a done deal.
The fact that 11 elected officials can just not show up to work but working class folks literally can’t afford to take days off is exactly why folks are mad as helł right now.
Blue congress should pass the Bill A Billionaire Bill where if you can’t afford a healthcare bill you just send it to a billionaire.
If I were a scientist, I’d dedicate my entire career to inventing a single pill that delivers 100 grams of protein.
Cutting millions of people off food assistance right before Christmas and then heading to church to celebrate the birth of a man who told you to feed the hungry is certainly a choice.
You wanna know something? Having access to food is su!cide prevention. So when the government kicks millions of people off of SNAP right before the holidays, they know exactly how cruel they are being.
Friendly reminder not to beat yourself up today. Good people don't always do great things. And that's OKAY.
Are we really bringing skin-tone emojis into the corporate world now?
Dear TikTok, just because I like ONE video doesn’t mean you have to show me the exact same kind of video 15x in a row. Thanks.
Florida celebrating their new "DEI" laws, until they realize their favorite drinking holidays are ALL DEI.
I want a job where the paycheck is generous, the workload is laughably light, and nobody expects me to go above and beyond.
How do dogs who bark all day and night not lose their voices?
When billionaires complain about having a rough day, I genuinely wonder what went wrong. Did their private jet get delayed? Did the third vacation home need repairs?
HOW THE HELŁ DO ELEVEN DEMOCRATS FAIL TO SHOW UP WHEN THERE'S AN IMPEACHMENT VOTE?! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
can we normalize showing people 57 pictures of our pets without being asked?