Bluedepth

51 years old, Sun & Moon in Cancer with Gemini Rising, INFJ.
Embrace The Golden Rule, Life is Comedy. Lightworker & Empathic Heyoka. All DM’s accepted.

Pronouns: He/Him
Species: H. Sapiens Empathus

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2026-07-20 01:29:09 UTC

#monsterdon In the future, Super 8 balls were used to smuggle in Thorium...

2026-07-09 02:22:21 UTC

Happy birthday to me! I turned 51 today! July 8th, 1975. Hottest day that year and steamy, at 3:38am, I was delivered and resting. The funny story around my birth is that the fetal heart monitor tracking me was old and the humidity was just right and every time a contraction would hit, my monitor would fuzz out and play a radio station getting everyone in the delivery room to laugh. I came into this life making’ them laugh and I’ll live my life making them laugh and I’ll die making them laugh.

2026-06-15 01:51:03 UTC

#monsterdon The bulbous head, the hairy sack underneath…

2025-12-13 19:36:44 UTC

God damn, all that drama, just so I could get a simple recipe for authentic mac and cheese. Because I like the efficiency and reliability of all this digital bullshit we cover ourselves in. My parents put everything on 3x5 index cards, I put all my stuff in Obsidian. (1/2)

2025-09-14 05:33:26 UTC

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Funny enough, when I turned 50 I went to #Meijer and asked if I could have an MMR booster and the pharmacist almost fainted with joy. Five minutes later I had the injection. Insurance paid, if there was a cost at all, and I don’t care that my last injection for MMR was 1983. Let’s refresh that. Another thing Measles can do is immune system amnesia. You get sick and your immune system forgets everything it learned. Hahahaha hard pass. Gimme the shot. Vaccines are self-care.

2025-08-18 01:37:11 UTC

#monsterdon Herbie the Elf ain't got nothing on this sadistic dentist. I think this is what activated so many boomers against dentists... hahahahaha

2025-08-18 01:35:06 UTC

#monsterdon Mushnick is facing the time honored conflict that all CEO's struggle with. Dead bodies and murder for profits, or... yeah... that's awesome, let's just look the other way.

2025-08-04 18:51:34 UTC

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The assumption in the value judgement is that a shrinking population would hurt the olds, when its the olds that put the policies in place that make the population shrink. We just assume that a shrinking birth rate is automatically bad. Degrowth could be good, this could be something to root for, not to be upset about, or fear. Nobody wants to have children in a world we have built. Because we built a nightmare world. Aha!

2025-05-19 15:50:34 UTC

On my everyday walk around my local area, I encountered a spraypainted symbol. I don't recognize it, but #ChatGPT suggests it might be some sort of public works symbol, as it's near an elementary school. Seems kind of informal, so I figured that I'd also ask you all, if you know what this symbol means, I'd love to know more about it! #symbol #glyph #LocalCuriosity #Kalamazoo
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/535/290/238/340/584/original/6e5d48316f3f234c.jpeg

2025-04-29 16:04:07 UTC

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Any ability to include speech bubbles like you get in comic books? Could eliminate the entire problem class, reduce it all to text, and then you'd be done and move on?

2025-04-15 15:03:32 UTC

But it's okay, I was laughing the entire time I was struggling. Everyone was fucking taking a piss. Apple, fucking Vivaldi just sitting there, struggling to understand what Command R meant, my stupid earbud wires knotted beyond recognition. I just sat there softly laughing. How Vivaldi just gleefully ignores keyboard input is amazing. Nah, I'm not going to reload this site, screw you. LOL. The best of what we can do. LOL. Go Go Miyake Event!

2025-03-02 17:07:08 UTC

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Also, not mentioned in the link, human blood. LOL. Those are some very real brownies. ROTFL

2025-03-01 18:21:21 UTC

This is what #DEI does to a company. #Costco in #Kalamazoo. This place is jammed packed. No parking at all, and a waiting line for shopping trollies. I find this wonderful. Yes. This is what DEI does. If only shareholders could see, anything at all beyond their bigotry and hate. Mmmm money, does that aroma entice you?
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2025-02-13 15:19:29 UTC

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It’s as far as I know, a feature of @npub1frs…09cc. I believe it’s extended data that the app keeps in the iCloud sync location for me. I “Edit Notes” on a user, then I can pick custom colors, so when I see a user appear with a red username, I know at a glance that they really do not want any sort of replies, or they are unpleasant, or abusive, or otherwise generally wretched. I used to just think I could stop there, now I’m building a list. To sequester them away.

2025-02-13 15:04:23 UTC

The principal reason why I delete most of my replies that I make is that I take a moment, I think about what I’ve written, and I think about how the receiver will react. Then I move into overthinking and see myself as a “reply guy” and then the image of a one-man-polka-band-rolling-down-the-Alps making a dreadful racket. Then I edit notes, find the users who make me feel this way, not really block or mute - but I paint their usernames red, which means, “No to replies”. Scroll on wayward son…

2025-01-22 14:27:22 UTC

The reason I value #tiktok and its algorithms is because it brings other #lightworker folks to me easily. Many of them don’t know what they are doing or their gifts, yet, but there they are. One fellow lightworker suggested, and I believe he is right, that all of this #uspol drama is an infected wound in the collective of humanity. By being here with you all at this time, holding the light, holding the hope, we can flush the wound clean so it can heal. I just need to hold fast and be strong.

2025-01-21 20:54:01 UTC

I spent all day with my help desk admin trying different ways to get New #Outlook to display a shared mailbox calendar that we use. For me, it displays fine, but for other users, and my help desk admin, they can’t see any of the “older” items in the calendar. It adds without a problem, just sync is wonky. The fact that I don’t have a problem is making my inner-troubleshooter itch. Ah well, my HDA reached out to our #Microsoft partner for help. #Office365

2025-01-15 13:23:22 UTC

One of my all time favorite scenes from #stds9 is Garak at Quarks Bar, trying Root Beer for the first time. Garaks exclamation that “It’s Insidious!” Cracks me up every time. Every single time. https://youtu.be/6VhSm6G7cVk?si=BV3WjX8sEvwtnqBX

2025-01-11 02:56:36 UTC

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2025-01-03 19:21:00 UTC

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It’s close, mine leaked from the bottom too. It was a tiny leak, so I just wet/dry hoovered it all up. Then called to have it replaced. A bit after that, my furnace stopped working just as it started to get cold, had to replace that as well. Then the drains stopped working, had that fixed too. Homeownership is a blast, don’t let anyone tell ya differently. LOL.

2024-12-28 20:45:10 UTC

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You asked. My answer, it’s barbaric and a misuse of our faculties and capacities. I also do not like viewing it and I don’t really find any of the people involved even remotely attractive.

2024-12-26 18:21:41 UTC

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Microsoft is like any sort of incurable disease. Like leprosy. We will never be free of the Beast of Redmond. The only freedom that is possible is that of human extinction by climate change. That will finally kill the pox that is #Microsoft and the cost is losing life on Earth to accomplish it. We’re doomed, but the silver lining is Microsoft can’t escape. Like the Genesis Device at the end of Star Trek 2. Too late… can’t run away…

2024-12-16 19:52:58 UTC

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Confusion creates jobs.

2024-12-05 19:21:53 UTC

It’s funny, watching what you knew since 11/6 would happen start to slowly crack open and dribble out. This is of course, #uspol, and so, having a mountain of details about how the election isn't settled yet is probably the best thing I can say. I could say a hell of a lot more, but my Cassandra curse makes all neurotypicals blank out on me. Only neurodivergents seem to skip this curse-check. Anyhow, the election isn't over yet. #today #SomethingWonderful #Lightworker #HaveFaith

2024-11-06 12:37:36 UTC

All right. I pledge my strength and all my ability to aid, comfort, and protect the most vulnerable amongst us to the best of my ability. This does not alter my #Lightworker purpose in the least. We must remain strong through this time to the best of our abilities, each. The only response I have to the events over last night is the same as if it was the opposite: I love you all. #today #November6 #Afterwards

2024-10-30 14:57:17 UTC

Many years ago i encountered an article about the ecological benefits of “Not Raking Leaves In Fall” and I follow it happily now. All the trees are currently dropping dead leaves and where the wind puts them, I leave them. Every year, in the spring, I marvel at the discovery that overwinter, they get used, eaten, and rot into the ground. There is simply nothing to rake in the spring. I sort of want to kick earlier me for busting ass with raking. It’s pointless. #today #yard #leaves #raking

2024-10-30 02:23:58 UTC

Of course, now that TV is only digital and no longer analog, the primary macguffin for #Poltergeist is just another anachronism. Can’t have a breakthrough haunting if all you have is H264 or H265 stream data. Woopsiedaisy. #horror #movie #Halloween

2024-10-30 02:09:20 UTC

Next up, a classic. #Poltergeist from 1982. #TobeHooper #Halloween #Horror #Movie #Classic. Has my first nightmare creature in it. The spider monster thing at the top of the stairs. It’s gone from a horror movie to a perennial classic for our #HalloweenFest. Here’s my first #nightmare #monster…
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2024-10-30 02:01:04 UTC

My partner found a surprising element to #RosemarysBaby we didn’t notice before. The fever dream captain was pointing with his finger widdershins. Casting a circle. That was remarkable for being such an old movie. Yay! #Horror #Movie #Details #Halloween #Rituals

2024-10-08 23:18:26 UTC

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Fly into and around the eye. Dump hundreds of gallons of the coldest stuff we have. It seems to me that the hurricane depends on rotation to maintain its structure. I just openly wonder what would happen if we stabbed the eye with the coldest stuff we’ve got. Maybe it would shear into a disorganized tropical storm? All of a sudden frozen super cold air would shatter it, or turn it? IANAS. Just hypothesizing.

2024-10-08 23:12:18 UTC

I was watching a video of the NOAA flights that chart the insides of hurricanes. Talk about seat-of-pants-science. But I wondered if anyone has ever tried to release liquid nitrogen into a storm. Then I shrugged because it feels like someone would have tried this by now. Not hitting the water underneath it, but releasing it across the storm. Idly musing on the butterfly effect really. Even a well organized storm has a lot of chaos in it. #science #hurricane #today #wondering

2024-10-08 15:35:22 UTC

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60 minute interview, which is 22 minutes long, the rest is preamble and advertising. The style was irritating and reminded me why I don’t watch CBS, the news, or 60 minutes. I stopped seven minutes in and decided to watch birds at my feeder. Kamala was great, the rest, not great.

2024-09-21 03:26:23 UTC

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I instantly had a flash: “Welcome to Starbase 80’s Light Autostunning Anonymous meeting!” And it cracked me up. Hope you get a laugh too.

2024-09-21 00:52:42 UTC

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An X45 CME killshot could quite literally save the world. Blow us all back to the Stone Age. Worldwide economic jubilee.

2024-09-13 17:16:37 UTC

Had an amusing little flash, a fully decentralized riff on the #fediverse. Where each member account brings their storage and compute resources to the party. The more storage and compute resources your bring, the higher on the hit parade list your membership goes, giving you weighted priority in storage and processing. The more you bring, the more you get. I have absolutely no idea how, but god, I’m waiting with baited breath for someone to tell me this will never ever work and I’m a ninny.

2024-09-13 15:30:48 UTC

Stacey’s Dad… ROTFL. Good work, boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANlg297AHU
#today #music #queer #amusing

2024-08-23 14:47:34 UTC

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Brought a flood of memories back to me too. Mid 1980’s, the workshop/basement of the office building my father worked in on James Street in Syracuse, NY. There was an old Coke machine, with the narrow rectangular glass door, you’d put in three quarters and the door would unlock and you could pull an ice-cold glass bottle of Coke out, then lever off the cap with the metal bit on the front. Best soda ever. 🥰

2024-08-20 12:23:11 UTC

The glory of the morning is confirmed when you accidentally tread through a hairball left by your beloved feline companion. In the dark. Cold. Wet. Oogy.
Thanks Kitty. ;)
#today #felines #CleanupOnAisleFive

2024-08-07 04:58:03 UTC

Over this week I’ll be moving 8.7TB in 4 million files that my 228 coworkers have created and stored on my nearly ten year old #Windows2012R2 server. Then on Friday migrating #AD to a new server. During all of this, all the folks from the branches out there will converge in #Kalamazoo. There will be lots of visits and talk. This is my professional peak for 2024. Migrating servers. #work #infotech #Microsoft

2024-08-07 04:09:41 UTC

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I remember life before all of this. It seems a different lifetime, like recalling scenes shot through a lens lightly treated with Vaseline for the old timey effect. I remember people weren’t quite this alienated from each other. Perhaps it’s just nostalgia and age. Without the Internet, I’d have likely gone into some sort of counseling profession, or I would be a chef maybe. Work for #WorldCentralKitchen if they’d have me.