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2026-03-09 08:38:33 UTC

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Horse women will destroy even the strongest men.

2026-03-05 08:48:43 UTC

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blame mdns, bonjour, avahi, windows LLMNR (link local multicast name resolution)
block UDP port 5353 and 5355 and the demons will go away.
and you will also break things unless you statically assign everything.

2026-03-05 08:33:38 UTC

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2026-03-05 08:26:41 UTC

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he has books in his room. he could just not go to school. seems more efficient.

2026-03-05 08:25:17 UTC

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I learned my skill before YouTube let alone AI.
anyone can become an expert in anything these days. for free. on the internet.
the only thing missing is the hands on experience and the knowledge you get through repetition.
but you can absolutely get the head knowledge of any trade for free

2026-03-05 08:21:14 UTC

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it’s cool we both forgot but glad you remember.
yeah, as soon as he’s a teenager and ready to handle some truths about what lead to him being separated from me I expect him to be choosing me more.
until then I’ll keep flying him in a week at a time and having the time of our lives.

2026-03-05 08:14:49 UTC

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I told him I would do the same, and he shouldn’t take public school too seriously, but in the future it is harder to be a rebel if you are dependent on a paycheck.
I think he understood.

2026-03-05 08:09:51 UTC

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I could easily facilitate him being homeschooled but my ex-wife decided she wanted to relive her 20s and lives with her mother and took my son 800 miles away.
he’s flying up in April though so we gonna have a ton of fun.
I can’t blame him. I’m proud he’s tired of bullshit as young as he is.
I dropped out of high school because a pizza place wanted me full time. no regrets. my current job is based on my ability to fix things and invoice the repair. no one has ever asked me to prove I finished high school.

2026-03-05 07:41:52 UTC

School contacted me about my 9 year old son again. He’s done this multiple times. When class is boring to him he stands up and walks out. Heads to the library and finds a book and hides in the corner 😂

2026-03-04 09:14:39 UTC

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I still can’t figure out how to play populous on Super Nintendo

2026-03-04 09:12:06 UTC

you know its going down when your local gun store out of 400 watt plasma rifles.

2026-03-04 08:24:13 UTC

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member.
I don't know how I get away with it.
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2026-03-04 08:22:27 UTC

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2026-03-04 08:16:21 UTC

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how about you take care of your thinkpad instead of pouring a gallon of chocolate milk on the keyboard and having your dog slap his nuts against the screen cracking it.

2026-03-04 08:12:10 UTC

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fucking draft dodger.
that’s what we used to call it.

2026-03-04 08:11:15 UTC

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next do Ukraine woman partying in nightclubs while Ukraine men die like dogs in trenches.

2026-03-04 08:07:25 UTC

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these people will have a psychotic break if the internet goes down for a week.

2026-03-04 07:52:08 UTC

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luckily my car runs on gasoline and not barrels of oil 😂

2026-03-01 09:08:51 UTC

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Slipknot was my first real concert. San Jose 1996.
Also I hate niggers

2026-03-01 06:50:00 UTC

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As long as I can keep this bucket of bolts server running and it federates with my favorite half dozen servers. im having more fun with a few dozen friends than I’d have with Twitter.

2026-02-28 05:40:07 UTC

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waste management where I’m at only bills on even months. if you set up autopay they bill the 2 month period monthly. it’s retarded.
when I checked my grandmas account she had a credit of $2200 on her waste management account.

2026-02-28 05:28:04 UTC

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it’s just jury duty letters

2026-02-28 05:27:32 UTC

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I’m always 3 weeks ahead on bills because I want to burn my check as fast as possible on payday. I want to pay my phone bill today but it won’t let me pay until the 10th.

2026-02-28 05:21:07 UTC

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it’s funny because it’s true.

2026-02-28 05:05:13 UTC

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clovers?

2026-02-28 05:02:59 UTC

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Rightovers?

2026-02-28 04:58:29 UTC

Iran about to be wiped off the map.
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2026-02-27 06:02:03 UTC

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Let them block the streets while my 5 ton coupe de ville has the green light

2026-02-27 05:44:16 UTC

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2026-02-25 08:18:59 UTC

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Assuming a person is debt free. The next step is to buy things that can’t be printed.

2026-02-25 07:45:04 UTC

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I successfully pulled off a 10% raise at the end of 2025 citing the dollar losing 10% value in 2025.
But if I got a stimmy I’d do something stupid like buy gold with it

2026-02-25 07:38:16 UTC

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We are entering the
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2026-02-25 07:36:56 UTC

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2026-02-25 07:34:00 UTC

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where is my doge dividend and my tariff refund check. also I was promised a $2000 stimmy.

2026-02-25 07:32:27 UTC

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trust the plan nigga

2026-02-25 07:31:51 UTC

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2026-02-25 07:25:02 UTC

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fuck it I’m taking the stairs.

2026-02-25 07:24:08 UTC

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Turn off the bullshit. Live cozy.
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2026-02-25 07:20:48 UTC

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clowning on Canada for the hockey win was good too.
if anything I’m entertained.

2026-02-25 07:15:47 UTC

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that song could make a cowboy shed a tear.

2026-02-25 07:10:36 UTC

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was it fabulous?

2026-02-24 08:19:01 UTC

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I just wanted to magnet some coupons on my fridge that I’ll never use but you out here applying high voltage in a reckless fashion to magnets that look like a Casio watch battery

2026-02-24 08:03:55 UTC

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okay now what? is it safe to go near my refrigerator?

2026-02-24 08:01:41 UTC

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magnet deez nuts

2026-02-24 08:00:53 UTC

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do you even know how magnets work?
are you one of those gravity deniers yet some how you stuck to the planet?

2026-02-24 07:56:20 UTC

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It looks like a CR2032 with shit bolted on

2026-02-24 06:39:34 UTC

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Is this alchemy?
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2026-02-24 05:24:01 UTC

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2026-02-24 05:18:55 UTC

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When I hear trumpets sounding I’m hiding under my bed.

2026-02-23 06:14:55 UTC

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I agree. but with the exception I’m not faggot retard because I’m fulfilling my grandmas wishes of not being in a home. then I’m out of here

2026-02-20 08:28:30 UTC

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why do you want dhcp to hand out dns to the router when everyone says use google 8.8.8.8
well… google doesn’t know and can’t enumerate your local devices.
macOS uses bonjour. which is mdns. and Linux uses avahi. okay that uses 224.0.0.251 udp port 5353. Microsoft uses LLMNR which shares the same multicast address but uses UDP port 5355.
It’s around this moment that I look the interviewer in the eye
I want to know if they qualified to qualify me.

2026-02-20 08:16:48 UTC

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how I apply for jobs in 2026:
I can answer your questions in person without using AI.

2026-02-20 06:21:54 UTC

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2026-02-20 06:18:19 UTC

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The club house
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2026-02-20 06:12:25 UTC

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the moment I turned 18 and could sign off on my absences.
that turned into… what are they gonna do? put me in jail?
fun fact. no employer verifies you graduated high school and it’s not a crime to lie about it.

2026-02-20 06:08:32 UTC

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low population growth + massive amount of white boys wanting to bang Japanese girls.

2026-02-20 06:06:35 UTC

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if only that’s been tried before 🤔

2026-02-20 06:05:31 UTC

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1) buy 1998 Honda civic
2) deliver pizza

2026-02-20 06:04:31 UTC

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me: I dropped out of high school because there was nothing left to learn.
The last time I called out sick was a court date 5 years ago.
I will fix all your problems.
That’s worked for me my whole life but I’ve had current job for 8 years so who fucking knows what I’m in for if my job no longer exists.

2026-02-17 07:01:22 UTC

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I will not tolerate any further advancement towards my no-no spot

2026-02-17 06:57:22 UTC

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my ass has not received any frontal assaults. the snipers keep the enemy from advancing

2026-02-17 06:55:54 UTC

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I do my best to avoid soy. I eat meat. I do my best to eat real meat and not shit injected with hormones. also I dont go around sucking dick like a faggot.

2026-02-17 06:53:26 UTC

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I was prescribed this after accidentally huffing too much tamiya spray paint making models and painting lexan bodies for RC cars

2026-02-17 06:51:33 UTC

Nightshift will be running a free sign up special. March 3rd only 🌙
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2026-02-07 07:55:22 UTC

stepped out onto the porch and the whole neighborhood reeks of weed. or a skunk got run over.

2026-02-07 07:48:46 UTC

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boom stick nigga

2026-02-07 06:55:50 UTC

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** smoke detector low battery chirp **

2026-02-05 05:56:22 UTC

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Yet here we are 🤷🏻‍♂️

2026-02-05 05:22:46 UTC

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which exemplifies the fuck up of bypassing the conventions and forcing a candidate.

2026-02-05 05:19:50 UTC

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February 26th she’s getting grilled. but we both know it will be a show trial.

2026-02-05 05:11:09 UTC

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they forced Hillary in 2016 when the party wanted Bernie Sanders. they lost.
they forced Kamala in 2024 when I dunno who they wanted and lost again.

2026-01-29 07:01:42 UTC

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the only thing that stopped me was getting a job where I don’t work with anyone. 😮‍💨

2026-01-26 07:34:07 UTC

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One of the ranges I go to has a sign saying no p320s allowed on the property

2026-01-24 07:55:07 UTC

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teeth are my line in the sand that we were made by intelligent design.

2026-01-24 07:52:27 UTC

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the final boss is tooth pain

2026-01-24 07:50:43 UTC

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it’s great if you have debt in dollars. especially if inflation outpaces your APY.

2026-01-21 03:23:39 UTC

Da Nigger Man 😏
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2026-01-18 08:17:08 UTC

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I miss the old Twix commercials

2026-01-18 08:13:59 UTC

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Fahrenheit is better for ambient temperature. Metric is better for screws.

2026-01-18 08:01:17 UTC

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It’s 37° Fahrenheit in my garage right now. That’s like 3 Celsius to you weirdos that don’t use the appropriate measurements for temperature.

2026-01-17 08:39:57 UTC

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I own the last basic Honda with a manual (2019 Fit) these days it’s the civic si being the last manual. I won’t accept a CVT nightmare

2026-01-17 08:20:39 UTC

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I don’t care if you suckin dick. that’s my stance.

2026-01-17 08:05:36 UTC

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good for you. I don’t care what genitals you prefer

2026-01-17 08:00:15 UTC

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the Somalias and Jews need to be shown the door.

2026-01-17 07:57:56 UTC

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I will drop kick hunter biden from the top rope. put me in the ring

2026-01-17 07:57:03 UTC

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the Clinton’s are literally satan on earth.

2026-01-12 09:55:12 UTC

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That genesis propad is a piece of ass. But at least it’s the 6 button version.

2026-01-12 08:55:59 UTC

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mid 40s and i can still give a full salute. by the time I can’t I wont care anymore. I’ll be doing jigsaw puzzles and making model cars.

2026-01-10 06:00:02 UTC

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the protocol is she drops her handkerchief giving said fellow the opportunity to pick it up and interact with her.

2026-01-10 05:44:37 UTC

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Just start open carrying and make sure you reek of vodka every morning

2026-01-08 07:01:32 UTC

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meet me at the Tacoma KFC so we can throw buttermilk biscuits at each other.

2026-01-08 06:56:58 UTC

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I have no shame

2026-01-07 09:14:28 UTC

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everyone that is into Nikon was into Nikon during the film days but stuck it out cause they owned lenses. I am one of them. I have my D810.
but really it’s all about canon and Sony these days.

2026-01-07 08:54:30 UTC

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I buy $400 kits I have no intention of using. I get my kicks assembling them.

2026-01-07 08:52:49 UTC

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imagine dumping a load into that woman 😫

2026-01-07 08:50:44 UTC

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it’s fine actually. it’s just a shame all my good family died and the shit stains still alive.

2026-01-07 08:40:12 UTC

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no. my family is worse.

2026-01-07 07:48:39 UTC

the people that make fitted sheets need to get together with the people that make mattresses because I shouldnt need to spend half hour to wrestle this shit

2025-12-31 08:50:25 UTC

the longer I live the louder I play Mac Dre song Not My Job

2025-12-31 08:47:34 UTC

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I’m pretty sure my ex stole my Phil Collin’s 12” vinyl record. does that count?