John Francis

Independent #Softitute #Java #developer #architect since 1997 He/Him/His. Married to a lovely lady. #fedi24 #ottawa #cats #dogs #fishing #hunting #onpoli #cdnpoli #ottawa #barrhaven #aquarium #geology #onstorm #antifascist #antihate #gardening #MMT #canada #NoWarButClassWar

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2024-11-28 16:01:26 UTC

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it all makes Freeland look even less credible as a potential replacement for the overdue replacement of Trudeau.
Maybe the should market the GST holiday / $250 cheques as "take the paycheque of a young, nearly homeless federal worker at Christmas".

2024-11-28 15:53:07 UTC

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the 90s recession was bad enough for many businesses that federal tax revenues were declining and federal debt-to-gdp was increasing strongly. There was some justification for reducing fed spending. But instead of slashing distributions to wealth, they attacked the PS to appease those who'd been drinking the conservative koolaid.
Now the LPC is doing it, without any justification at all, when the context is that wealth is doing extremely well while people are suffering increasingly.

2024-11-28 15:40:06 UTC

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I still remember a late 20's colleague crying at her desk after a phone call. We thought her fucking husband died.
But no, after a few minutes of generic consolation she was able to explain she'd finally received permanent status after being a term employee for 6 years.
This was around 1998, many bad times in the PS thanks to Paul Martin and Jean Chretien's cuts in 1995. The economy had been a bit bad in the 90s, both for wealth and for people.

2024-11-27 17:50:50 UTC

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a liquid that does not contain enough money to live on

2024-11-25 16:10:32 UTC

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what's in the box? Pain or a head?

2024-11-23 13:53:34 UTC

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"salary" - you work unpaid OT but if you are absent without sick/vacation, the employer doesn't pay.
In Ontario, the laws & courts aren't really friendly to the idea of "salary"... employment terms always include the expected number of weekly hours, so everything ends up converted to hourly anyway. It's partly the requirements of Employment Insurance law.

2024-11-22 23:21:42 UTC

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hmmm...🤔....Pakenham?

2024-11-19 12:58:46 UTC

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just needs some sweet new rims. Or maybe some not rusted black ones with snow tires until April.

2024-11-19 02:33:11 UTC

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what's going on with worm-related stocks? I'm thinking up?

2024-11-16 01:08:01 UTC

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damn, missed being in it, I went down FF at 630pm, I guess that's a full 4 hours after sunset now, wasn't even close.

2024-11-15 20:05:38 UTC

About 300ft of cedar hedge trimmed, almost half done.
Have not yet cut through the extension cord with the trimmer. It carries the scars of the last time I did it a large tape blob enclosing wire-nut repairs). As does a 2nd extension cord in the garage.
Hands/arms are like rubber now, so I will wait and do another chunk tomorrow.
Aside from 1 or 2 trims/year it's maintenance free, birds love it, looks great, great privacy and windbreak. Grows like crazy in Ottawa's soils.
#gardening

2024-11-14 12:27:30 UTC

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need more comms? power? physical stability? There is only one solution...throw another wire on it.
My neighbourhood suffers from "salty pole syndrome" in the early spring, where salt & moisture bridge the insulators and wood pole, bringing the whole mess up to 5000V, frying the comms, killing anyone who touches it, and causing it to explode in a mix of blue electrical sparks, orange wood flames, and green flames from the wood preservative. Good pics if you can catch one.

2024-11-13 12:35:36 UTC

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clearly inferior to the original. The NAG will only give you $700k for it, plus inflation adjusted from 1990.

2024-11-13 12:24:51 UTC

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"Voice of Floor"

2024-11-10 12:15:35 UTC

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it's not a normal legal requirement for employees to give any notice in Canada. Pay & benefits must be settled up to the day of resignation regardless of notice, no penalties for lack of notice.
Can be different under a CBA or specific contract terms, but generally it's a courtesy for resignation notice.
Employers HAVE to give 2 weeks notice. Not employees.

2024-11-08 20:30:28 UTC

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the latest [@bofh_excuses](https://botsin.space/@bofh_excuses ) is always the cause....what is it right now...

2024-11-08 20:21:49 UTC

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I've been getting quite a few 503 errors lately. Maybe a spam wave. Maybe I need to close Firefox on Android and start fresh.

2024-11-08 18:22:58 UTC

Winter disappears. Fall and spring become adjacent, and are merged into Fallpring. A new season emerges in midsummer, to be named...???

2024-11-07 22:14:03 UTC

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it's accurately emulating 40 year old computer hardware. Did you turn "age-weighted hardware failure emulation" to OFF?

2024-11-06 15:41:56 UTC

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and also the entire North American internet is dependent on it because it's bridging 1 arp resolution every 24h for the the DNS root servers and nobody really thought about it.

2024-11-06 15:29:54 UTC

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I like to think there's a forgotten DEC Alpha server in some back closet, still happily serving up documentation from the 1990s on ftp/gopher or something.

2024-11-05 14:59:55 UTC

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why does the Dr. care which pharmacy fills prescriptions?

2024-11-02 14:56:28 UTC

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catch anything out there? I would think trolling night and day might bring something in?

2024-10-31 11:38:08 UTC

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I can see small drops of it on some of the spikes. Does the white continue on the other side?

2024-10-31 11:03:06 UTC

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that is some bright white... maybe spray paint?

2024-10-28 23:43:42 UTC

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I'm going to live forever

2024-10-28 15:18:43 UTC

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surprisingly, you can immerse it in clam juice, tomato juice, Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, celery salt(!), salt, pepper, garlic powder, pickle, ice and vodka and it's quite good if you get the proportions right.

2024-10-22 15:25:30 UTC

Very appropriate IMO...
New Brunswick notifies Blaine Higgs’ parents that his name changing to “ex-premier Blaine Higgs” - The Beaverton
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2024/10/new-brunswick-notifies-blaine-higgs-parents-that-his-name-changing-to-ex-premier-blaine-higgs/

2024-10-16 00:42:02 UTC

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new photog project for @npub1s08…4ntt

2024-10-16 00:22:15 UTC

The Mer Bleu to be renamed the Mer Boom
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/wwii-bombs-mer-bleue-bog-1.6473636
#ottawa

2024-10-15 14:43:37 UTC

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I tagged you on purpose because you favourited my post and I assumed you were also suffering from having your feed full of repeat posts...

2024-10-15 12:24:34 UTC

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7 day mute perfect for this situation.

2024-10-14 23:35:27 UTC

@npub1hef…jflf [@lfm_blue](https://mastodon.social/@lfm_blue ) I think mstdn.ca is ill... seeing dozens and dozens of repeat copies of this post. 🫤

2024-10-13 14:40:43 UTC

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I've lived in Barrhaven for 13y and have never seen Speedo Guy.
I think it's a West Barrhaven thing? Is he also saxophone guy? Seem to remember something about him playing near the 416 on-ramps?

2024-10-13 14:28:24 UTC

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I was thinking something more family oriented. Mom works for the public service. Dad works for the public service. All the neighbours work for the public service, except the outsider bachelor who works for a car dealership (killed off in S1E2 - run over)
The street racers could be done like the bottle kids in Trailer Park Boys. Just violent unexplained assaults at random times.

2024-10-13 02:05:39 UTC

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pan around, catchy theme song, some graphic titles and we have a Barrhaven sitcom opening

2024-10-11 00:20:21 UTC

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they're swimming in molten sulphur, they deserve a cool tld

2024-10-09 01:16:08 UTC

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the 6-eyed, 3-mouthed monster. The feared Hexopthalamotristoma, drawn i(in blood) nside the back cover of the Necronomicon by the cursed architect...uh...Frank Lloyd Wright, before he left the service of the old ones and sold his soul to the devil...

2024-10-09 00:05:26 UTC

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I like it, it gives it a sense of power

2024-10-08 20:26:16 UTC

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nice little camera shake as it passes

2024-10-06 13:16:01 UTC

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whenever I see something from Renfrew, I wonder:
"Is this the home of a Cheryl Gallant supporter? Are there any signs of why they do be like that? Like a nearby lake of glue giving off strong glue fumes?"
No answers in this photo. Nice tree!

2024-10-06 12:42:38 UTC

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sadly selling for $579 on amazon.ca, about $100 CAD above the expected pre-tax exchange price. And only in stainless. Black is $1029 CAD, which is a rather poor deal.

2024-10-04 22:18:54 UTC

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what do you prefer as a casual reference from someone who doesn't know your name?

2024-10-03 23:40:48 UTC

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humanure happens 😄😐😮💩💩💩

2024-10-03 19:23:02 UTC

Stupendously large X9 solar flare with an Earth-directed CME forecast to arrive on Oct 6, producing incredible aurora.
Ottawa forecast for Oct 6 - solid cloud and rain 🤬
https://spaceweather.com/

2024-10-01 00:51:18 UTC

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those grow like that wherever someone barfed after coming out of the local bar. Barf is highly nutritious (to graas plants).

2024-09-29 17:46:12 UTC

Sun is beating down in #ottawa, very light wind, dewpoint up at 15C...pretty hot. My house faces west and the front yard is a heat trap, quite uncomfortable until sundown. Great in early spring and proper autumn, which is taking a pass again this year.

2024-09-29 02:44:34 UTC

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what roles was he famous for when he made his appearance? Darth Vader? He looks quite young, I'm not sure kids would know him as anyone else.

2024-09-27 17:59:50 UTC

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on food, GDP is neat because included depreciation offsets production, and you can calculate how long it takes to turn over the asset base...not long .. only about 6y. Asset base is burnt down and rebuilt in 6y.
So sure, GDP measures producing some 75y bridges, but it's measuring a lot of 7d bananas and lettuce too.
And it's all market accounting too, so it's swerving all over like fashion.

2024-09-27 17:12:08 UTC

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I remember Bhutan's govt saying they were going to maintain a National Happiness Index or something, many years ago. I wonder how that's going.

2024-09-27 14:52:42 UTC

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it was cooking up another one around the same place in recent runs, due to arrive in about a week IIRC. The Euro also agreed.

2024-09-27 03:05:14 UTC

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I hear...a saxophone version of Cypress Hill's "Hits from the Bong", played very slow

2024-09-27 02:50:34 UTC

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squirrel hackers are the worst

2024-09-27 01:43:06 UTC

I read that the CUPS exploit requires the hacker to be physically inside your printer, otherwise the CVSS score would've been 14.

2024-09-25 17:09:08 UTC

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better have @npub1z38…q9xw put on the emergency hard hat and start yelling "This is a low-speed transportation emergency!", maybe he can break into the snack cart.

2024-09-25 17:06:06 UTC

Received a Google alert suggesting Google is indexing hachyderm.io's content from 2022. #mastodon #copyright

2024-09-22 21:56:07 UTC

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my dreams of visiting Canadian Tire and flashing a great smile are dashed to pieces

2024-09-22 01:04:49 UTC

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I doubt the Senate would block it if the 7/50 were lined up.

2024-09-19 17:11:22 UTC

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that record is toast. I think we're going to smash it by ~9 days, nothing <=4C until Oct 1.

2024-09-18 12:34:22 UTC

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*jarring screaming metal*....
But it was an eclipse harvest moon!!
The harvest was blooooooood...until noon!!
*7 minutes of double pedal bass drum*

2024-09-17 22:02:50 UTC

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I've done a lot of stuff but my welding is untested. My neighbor has a bunch of gear, would love to try it out when I have the time

2024-09-17 00:51:49 UTC

Mosquitoes VERY aggressive at sundown tonight at the local football field. I put on a decent coating of family-grade bug spray, it wasn't enough.
I may go with 30% deet skin cream tomorrow, but it takes 3 showers to stop smelling...a high price for 90m of bugs.
#ottawa #bugs

2024-09-13 21:30:47 UTC

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I have no luck with bird baths. I have a hanging on and it's ignored. I will try closer to the ground.

2024-09-13 19:39:16 UTC

It's frickin' hot, hit 29.7C here today.
I can't believe I wore pants last week, what was I thinking?!?
#PantsAnonymous

2024-09-12 01:32:24 UTC

@npub1e9x…msz2 i dunno, crow flavoured soda probably tastes like chicken cola

2024-09-11 12:37:46 UTC

Current Barrhaven to downtown travel estimates
driving: 40m
transit: 130m
bike: 53m
walk: 210m
#ottawa

2024-09-09 21:06:01 UTC

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the roads and airports are jammed with people trying to RTO from cross country.

2024-09-08 12:27:46 UTC

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yes...730 show

2024-09-08 02:34:47 UTC

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I just came from there! Great show!

2024-09-07 22:42:41 UTC

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I guess its not only wood bead macramé
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1539234399/car-seat-covercrochet-seat-coversrainbow?click_key=a4066551ea060bdfdf7121950966c8b1c8335f4d%3A1539234399&click_sum=1fb443ec&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=beaded+car+seat+covers&ref=sr_gallery-1-39&organic_search_click=1&pro=1&frs=1&content_source=fd4b7e0af1d09b008496ff4f9b839928370b8ea5%253A1539234399

2024-09-07 21:51:53 UTC

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wood bead macrame

2024-09-07 20:10:49 UTC

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👋

2024-09-06 13:57:25 UTC

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for squirrel proofing, I use a metal cone baffle on a pole. Baffle is set about 120cm high, and the poles are far enough from trees, fence, hedges etc so that the bastards can't jump over.
I don't put expensive peanuts out until the blackbirds and grackles are gone. I mostly want them to attract crows & ravens. The jays will also eat up 4L of peanuts in 1 day, so I have to be careful.

2024-09-04 19:10:13 UTC

Paul @npub1hxc…k5p5 came by and collected some plums and traded cider for pilsner.
He didn't murder me or my family, the internet people have really changed since the 90s.
#ottawa

2024-08-30 00:41:38 UTC

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the Sunset Strip because Barrhaven is the West Hollywood of Ottawa

2024-08-28 15:10:54 UTC

A recent #Mastodon web UI update has made content-warned or filtered items take up more space and be more intrusive. So I've had to set a bunch of filters to "hide completely" instead of "hide with a warning".
A hidden post used to be just a one-liner, but now its a box with "diagonal warning tape" down the sides... that's... interesting design, but it's worse for me...the "tape" was even black/yellow for a while...seems to be blue/black now...
I'm not going to collide with a post...

2024-08-28 00:35:21 UTC

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alternatively, they can do a container build using "FROM scratch", and then constuct an entire OS filesystem using explicit commands.

2024-08-27 17:51:59 UTC

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there's no particular advantage to an appreciating currency. During that 10y, Turkish real GDP, measured in USD, grew a lot more than it did in Canada.
An appreciating currency makes your currency itself a target of investors, instead of making investments in real things to produce goods & services.
Now, if you charted the Lira against Canadian house prices...now there would be a fun hill to toboggan down

2024-08-26 16:59:03 UTC

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ugh, now I'm going to wonder about that every time delivery arrives cold.
Thanks for nothing!

2024-08-26 14:42:10 UTC

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that's how you get entombed inside one of the giant sandstone blocks that make up the lock walls. Each one is hollow and contains the remains of a smartass that thought they could mess with the Ancient Criminal Association of Lockmasters (ACOL)

2024-08-20 14:23:25 UTC

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the statement.
Take a moment to read it. It's not long.
https://capitalpride.ca/capital-pride-statement-in-solidarity-with-palestine/

2024-08-20 11:45:47 UTC

Handy list of #ottawa organizations that will eventually find themselves on the wrong side of this issue.
The inclusion of one group and an honest mention of what is happening is not an exclusionary act.
Capital Pride's statement is truthful and I support them in making it.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/994/179/017/298/509/original/d554434435ab19ea.png

2024-08-19 18:23:49 UTC

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so you, uh, just have one lying around for a teardown?

2024-08-18 20:17:56 UTC

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what about Bob Barker's character? Maybe Shooter's comeback starts after he defeats a Barker zombie in a fistfight, during a drug/alcohol induced hallucination at rock bottom.

2024-08-17 17:01:26 UTC

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sounds like an unpublished Stompin' Tom song, about a tryst with a sex worker behind the luxurious Sudbury Holiday Inn

2024-08-15 21:28:41 UTC

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yes, now I can mute convo. Weird.

2024-08-15 21:27:58 UTC

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I'm unable to mute it at this point. Maybe by participating with this post I will be able to mute conversation now? Definitely makes it awkward.

2024-08-14 16:02:59 UTC

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why is this the best time? It seems like a lot of the nutrients would leach out by the time they are needed by fast-growing young plants next spring?

2024-08-10 22:34:31 UTC

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Brown's Inlet? Patterson Creek?

2024-08-10 21:51:56 UTC

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probably 300lbs of carp in that picture, but can't see them

2024-08-08 18:53:16 UTC

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I thought it was "fashion of fishing"

2024-08-07 18:10:01 UTC

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are you saying the patched all the pun vulnerabilities? 😄

2024-08-07 17:54:56 UTC

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Webfinger is a modern relative and a core part of this here fediverse ActivityPub realm.
It's caught on!

2024-08-02 14:19:07 UTC

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sewer cider...

2024-07-31 00:29:51 UTC

#mastodon follow suggestions are terrible. It recommends accounts with no monthly activity. It also really likes accounts that have 15k followers but only follow 80. It calls these "personalized suggestions". Most of these lopsided accounts have lots of posts that match my post filters.
Not great. The perils of algorithms.

2024-05-09 15:00:41 UTC

The CAT attacks the dirty dishes
The DOG attacks the dirty dishes
The ANT attacks the dirty dishes
The BUG attacks the dirty dishes
Starting to see a pattern here...