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2025-11-06 23:28:35 UTC

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😂🤣becoming the world’s first trillionaire is the only thing he’s ever cared about 😂

2025-11-06 23:08:46 UTC

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lol 😂 they’re totally just trying to get him to focus on running the company instead of getting high all day and talking shit on social media. And I guarantee they have a planned “accident” that will befall Elon before the full trillion is paid out 🎉😂

2025-11-06 20:36:00 UTC

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good god 🤦‍♂️ just another Thursday in good ole merica 😂

2025-10-30 13:27:26 UTC

Happy Friday Eve! 🎉 It was another dark and cold morning on the mountain so here’s a pic of the glorious sun setting at the beach 🏖️ a friend sent me yesterday 🤩 I hope you all have an awesome day!
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2025-10-29 21:05:19 UTC

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😂 oh it was exactly what they needed it to be 😂 i can’t say for sure if it was mocking but they certainly knew their audience and it was a wise decision imo bc now they’ve sown the seeds of love for their country in his heart 🎉

2025-10-29 20:58:53 UTC

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lol 😂 god i love South Korea 🇰🇷 🥰 they’re just playing the hand they’ve been dealt 😂

2025-10-01 13:52:30 UTC

And here’s a clear pic of the beautiful sunrise 🌄
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2025-08-20 13:25:10 UTC

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"The Trump administration is committed to communicating the historic successes
President Trump has delivered to the American people with as many audiences and platforms as possible,"
In other words “we want to spread our lies, misinformation and propaganda as far and wide as possible”🎉 😂
(And yes this White House is a huge security threat 😂)

2025-08-19 21:32:07 UTC

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😂 yeah trump thinks extortion is normal business practice. He also thinks it’s normal to lie about everything and steal everything that isn’t nailed down 😂

2025-08-04 20:26:47 UTC

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😂 that can be his job. I’m sure he’d come up with the flashiest headlines ever 🎉

2025-08-03 17:45:09 UTC

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I get how ppl can fall for a lie ONCE ☝️ maybe even twice or thrice max. But thousands of lies and proof of said lies glaring everyone in the face every single day I just don’t understand. He lies and steals. That’s the business he’s in. Wake the fuck up ppl.

2025-08-03 14:24:53 UTC

Happy Sunday everyone! ☀️ I hope you all have a nice relaxing day ☺️
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2025-08-02 14:02:55 UTC

Happy Caturday everyone! 🎉 I hope you all have a wonderful weekend! 🙌 I hope to spend mine like this cheetah 😂
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2025-07-08 13:20:59 UTC

Happy Tuesday! 🎉 it was crowded on the mountain top this morning but super quiet and chill so the birds didn’t mind at all ☺️ I hope you all have a terrific day!
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2025-07-02 13:32:21 UTC

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right?! It’s seriously fascinating to me how trump has been lying and cheating and conning and stealing from everyone in his path for 50+ years and somehow STILL there are ppl who get into “business” with him 😂 🤦‍♂️

2025-07-01 13:13:43 UTC

And here’s a pic I love from the mountain top! 🎉 🕊️
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2025-06-27 13:19:38 UTC

Happy Friday!! 🎉 I did a few pics today bc an adorable group of kids hung out with me and the birds this morning 🥰 I hope you all have a fantastic day! 🙌
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2025-06-26 12:54:25 UTC

Good morning!☀️ it felt so nice this morning after a night rain 🌧️ 🎉 I hope you all have a fantastic almost Friday 🙌
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2025-06-24 20:05:43 UTC

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😂🙌 I especially like it bc it’s so close to dodgy 😂 just pronounced Dogh-Gee

2025-06-24 19:55:37 UTC

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😂 DOGI department of govt incompetence 😂 (or ineptitude 🤔 )

2025-06-24 19:43:04 UTC

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😂 the exact opposite of efficiency

2025-06-22 13:54:44 UTC

Happy Sunday ☀️ everyone!! I hope you all are having a great weekend so far 🎉🙌
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2025-06-02 13:09:40 UTC

Happy new week everyone! 🎉 i hope you all have a great day! ☀️
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2025-05-29 01:04:17 UTC

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oh they were amazing and I have a ton so I’ll be eating them tomorrow too🎉🙌❤️

2025-05-29 00:59:52 UTC

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they were so good 🤤 labor intensive but so delicious 😋 😂 and if you’re gonna make this recipe i would recommend not adding water to the flour / spices mixture until after you add the veggies and see if it even needs it. the salt pulls their water out and you have to add more flour

2025-05-28 18:56:24 UTC

I spent my free time in the kitchen today making pakoras and a cilantro chutney 🤤 thanks 🙏
@npub17xf…dzht !
They were so good 😋
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2025-05-26 20:57:53 UTC

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omg I’m gonna make a Green Coriander, Mint and Lime Sauce for them 🤤

2025-05-26 20:48:05 UTC

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I have not but I’m definitely going to. Those sound amazing 🤤 just reading the ingredients made me hungry 😂

2025-05-13 14:45:55 UTC

Oh also it was Koco’s birthday 🎂 yesterday and I woke up to this pic and rolled out of bed laughing 🤣
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2025-04-30 13:36:37 UTC

I collect rocks in the shape of triangles especially and I found this one on the way down the mountain 🤩 it’s like 50 lbs of granite 😂
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2025-04-15 21:56:15 UTC

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right?! If you didn’t vote for Kamala then stfu 🤫 She was the good choice. Making excuses for why you chose fascism is pathetic.

2025-04-14 22:55:20 UTC

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lol 😂 happily. And after everyone that isn’t maga is gone and your GDP and tax revenue is zero all you idiots can sit around wondering what went wrong 🤔 😂

2025-04-10 21:26:09 UTC

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😂🤣 maybe we need to learn how to get AI to make these videos 😂 we can do a different job every day 😂

2025-04-10 21:15:36 UTC

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😂🤣 and he’s bragging 24/7 about how good he is at business 😂 nobody has a better subway franchise than me! 😂

2025-04-10 21:10:37 UTC

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😂 the soles of used shoes is the turkey meat 🤣

2025-04-10 20:55:18 UTC

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😂🤣💯 everything rotten and slimy and he’s bullying ppl into eating his garbage sandwiches 🤣

2025-04-10 20:04:22 UTC

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😂🤣 it’s so absurdly ridiculous 🤣 he is seriously not fit to run a subway franchise 😂

2025-04-10 19:56:02 UTC

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😂 I knew it!! 🤣

2025-04-09 18:56:18 UTC

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😂💯 by Friday it’ll be 500% 🤦‍♂️ 😂

2025-04-09 18:47:00 UTC

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😂 he is such a fucking idiot. “what? China isn’t letting me piss on them? Ok, 5 million percent tariffs”! 😂 he’s such a sad little “man”

2025-04-09 13:31:38 UTC

Happy 🐪 day! The flock is growing 🥳 I hope you all have an awesome day!
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2025-04-05 19:25:39 UTC

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happy Caturday Sammy and 🐬 (and the lil dolphins 🎉❤️)

2025-04-04 21:39:04 UTC

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😂🤣 oh man if he’s the original robot model I foresee calamity 😂

2025-04-04 21:12:58 UTC

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omg listening to that idiot talk about robots 🤖 doing everything is too funny 😂 and since when did engineers only have a high school diploma? 😂 he totally did Not answer her question too and just repeated the same stupid shit he just said 😂 bunch of fucking clowns 🤡 and the only issue with this plan is that the rest of the world isn’t going to just sit back and watch America steal everything😂 (and thanks you !! 🙏 you’re the best!❤️)

2025-04-04 20:06:34 UTC

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😂 I’m having a hard time seeing the why behind this. And I mean like the wealthiest people on earth that are actually running everything. Why would they want this? Bc he couldn’t do it unless they signed off. Maybe it’s a let everything go way down so they can purchase at that price and get richer when a dem is back in office ? 😂

2025-04-04 19:58:35 UTC

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ahhhhh ok. lol 😂 yeah let the idiot that’s failed at every business he’s ever started run the global economy 🙄 😂 he’s filed bankruptcy like 15 times ffs 🤦‍♂️

2025-04-04 18:00:37 UTC

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Jc 🤦‍♂️ what I don’t understand at all is why anyone would support this? What’s the upside to crashing the economy unless you’re just a fucking lunatic that wants to watch the world burn? 😂 and again, why would anyone help him do this? 🤷‍♂️

2025-04-04 17:44:39 UTC

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I’m not really getting how tanking the economy is a good thing. Unless the plan is to tank the economy in which case job well done 👍 😂

2025-04-01 20:04:29 UTC

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😂 yeah liberation from allies and friends

2025-03-31 13:20:58 UTC

Good morning! ☀️ it was a dark rainy morning on the mountain so here’s a pic from a couple weeks ago with some sunshine 😂 I hope everyone has a great week!🎉
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2025-03-30 19:26:25 UTC

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aww 🥰 thanks 🙏 🐬 it’s been great! It’s a chill day and I found a show I like called “shantaram” (on Apple TV) so I’m binging it 😂🥳 I hope you’re having a great day too!❤️🐬❤️

2025-03-30 19:21:08 UTC

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happy Sunday 🐬!!☀️❤️🎉 beautiful pic! 🤩

2025-03-30 14:02:50 UTC

Happy Sunday!! ☀️ I hope everyone has a nice relaxing day!
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2025-03-22 22:40:17 UTC

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oh you would have LOVED adobe premiere and after effects! I stopped fucking with it bc their greed ruined it! 😂 they broke everything down into pieces and sell them all separately now and only for monthly payments. When I was using it you could own it wholly (like a dvd 📀 and install the program on your pc).

2025-03-22 22:16:32 UTC

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😂 and I love this version. Less 🍊 💩 is always better 😂

2025-03-22 22:14:00 UTC

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😂🤣👏👏 “mobal app stores”?? 😂 i would seriously wager he can’t spell mobile 😂

2025-03-22 15:58:13 UTC

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😂 right?!
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2025-03-19 22:22:44 UTC

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🙌 it’s actually ‘growing’ not cultivating just fyi. This is it
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2025-03-19 22:16:15 UTC

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oh that’s so awesome!👏 I knew he would love cultivating 🍄 (and i knew he’d be great at it) and lol 😂 yeah there’s SO much to learn. They are seriously fascinating 🧐 Paul stamets book “cultivating gourmet and medicinal mushrooms” is a great resource with a lifetime of knowledge in it

2025-03-19 22:10:20 UTC

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oh snap!! they’re beautiful! 🤩 I’m so happy he did this! Did he do a monotub inside?

2025-03-19 20:58:06 UTC

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😂 ESPECIALLY that part 🤣

2025-03-19 20:00:44 UTC

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😂 I love ❤️ it!! 🙌 it’s so crazy too how if I didn’t know this was a satire video you made I would totally believe it’s 💯 real 😂

2025-03-18 20:59:48 UTC

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super disturbing. This is straight up just kidnapping people and making them your slaves. In 2025 😑

2025-03-15 19:34:37 UTC

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😂🤣 💯 He’s Soooooooooooo good at business 🙄 😂

2025-03-15 19:21:08 UTC

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😂🙌 it’s honestly hilarious 😆 like his “why don’t we get eggs 🥚 from other countries idea 😂 like what?!? 😂 you think eggs will be cheaper if we ship them (perishables) from overseas? The shipping costs alone would triple the price of a dozen eggs At Least 😂

2025-03-15 18:53:24 UTC

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💯 trump knows so little about actual business it’s comical 😂 all he knows is crime

2025-03-14 18:18:39 UTC

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oh snap!! 🤩🤩🤩 those are amazing!! So in addition to being little geniuses they’re professional photogs too!! 🥳 thank you for sharing these! I only saw it this morning when it was dark and it disappeared behind the clouds by the time I got to the mountain top

2025-03-13 13:41:24 UTC

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😂 of course they did. He bought x exactly for this purpose 😂 nobody is buying your stupid, ugly, deadly cars 😂 and lol 😂 just lie after lie after lie. Just keep telling a different story until you find the one ppl like the most 😂

2025-03-12 22:45:49 UTC

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😂 the more he does this the more it reeks of desperation and desperate sales tactics never boost sales 😂 this is already embarrassing 🙈

2025-03-11 20:43:53 UTC

I just saw trump trying to boost tesla sales 😂 this reeks of desperation and it’s making my day bc clearly they are panicking about the stock value plummeting. This is how we hurt them. Get the fuck off x and #boycotttesla

2025-03-09 18:49:18 UTC

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😂 that’s just good science. All those “experts” make it impossible to convince ppl to become heroin addicts with brain worms 🐛 😂

2025-03-09 18:20:23 UTC

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oh and i should have added #goodscience 😂

2025-03-09 18:17:19 UTC

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😂🙌 who would have guessed brain worms are the cure all 😌 I’m gonna play with roadkill today and see what happens. Wish me luck 🤞

2025-03-09 18:07:03 UTC

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😂 must be nice to have brain worms eating all your worries away 😂

2025-03-09 17:51:49 UTC

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😂 now THAT is “Good Science” 😂🤦‍♂️

2025-03-09 17:45:21 UTC

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😂 like heroin made me smarter science??

2025-03-07 21:51:09 UTC

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😂 hmm 🤔 4 in the bush?

2025-03-05 22:24:21 UTC

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😂 perfect! 🙌

2025-03-05 16:36:36 UTC

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💯 they are absolutely no different than all the loyal fox viewers. They believe everything they hear and see as long as it feeds their narrative of being morally superior. Literally the exact same thing happens to fox viewers. They all surround themselves with lies bc the lies make them feel good about themselves and at the end of the day all they care about is themselves

2025-03-05 16:18:24 UTC

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❤️ it’s seriously hard to believe that they are defending themselves in any way. They got duped by viral TikTok videos and Russian prop bots and now they’re trying to pretend like they were on the moral high ground for helping trump cause the suffering of millions all over the globe. Truly mind boggling.

2025-03-05 15:54:01 UTC

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Jc 😑 I just saw that idiot and had to respond 😂 i seriously can’t believe these ppl are doubling down on being pieces of shit.

2025-03-05 15:44:29 UTC

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same. It’s honestly disgusting and sadly social media has taken them all to the next level of disgustingness.
All they do is virtue signal for the sake of virtue signaling. They couldn’t care less about anything but feeling morally superior to everyone they encounter.

2025-03-05 15:32:09 UTC

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💯 complete psychopaths. They’re so in love with themselves that they truly don’t care about anyone else. It’s always all about them feeling better than everyone else.

2025-03-04 23:14:27 UTC

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same! It makes my blood boil. “she didn’t earn my vote” is the slogan of the idiots that put us here. There is No good excuse for helping a pathologically lying, convicted rapist, racist pedo, lifelong criminal get in our White House

2025-03-04 23:03:40 UTC

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💯 every day my anger and disgust for everyone that helped put him in our white house grows exponentially.

2025-02-26 21:57:43 UTC

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good! They should totally leave. Let the ppl with no morals (or brains) write that garbage. In this day and age with social media a good reporter/journalist can absolutely sell subscriptions to their followers and write about whatever they want. Fuck bezos, fuck elmo and fuck billionaires in general.

2025-02-26 21:49:58 UTC

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😂 i figured if you were subscribed you’d already cancelled it 🙌 it’s mind boggling to me how everyone knows these media outlets have been completely compromised and yet still subscribe and read their lies every day 🤨and ppl think they’re immune to the BS but they aren’t. Those lies will very subtly change your mind over time.

2025-02-26 21:10:43 UTC

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i seriously will never understand why ppl pay money to read the lies of a billionaire. If you haven’t already cancelled your wapo subscription you damn well should now. (And I don’t mean You i mean like anyone 😂)

2025-02-15 20:18:41 UTC

“If you're not careful, the media will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing”
-Malcom X
As true now as it was then. Stop supporting the media by giving them ratings. Turn. It. Off.

2025-02-14 22:07:39 UTC

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I just saw it and I can’t help but like that kid 😂🤣

2025-02-14 22:02:57 UTC

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omg 😂🤣 No! 😂 I’ll totally google it now. I guarantee you musk told his kid to act like that 😂 trump sat there all weak and pouty hiding his tiny hands while Elmo and son completely took over the Oval Office 🤣 at the end of the day Trump is a prisoner to everyone that’s given him his precious beloved money 💴 😂

2025-02-14 21:52:25 UTC

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😂 musk was totally showing off how much bigger his hands are than trumps 😂 he was psychologically tearing him down 😂

2025-02-12 15:10:55 UTC

Happy 🐪 day! It’s another dark cold rainy day here 😌 I hope everyone has a wonderful Wednesday 🙌
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2025-02-09 00:52:05 UTC

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and just to clarify i mean ppl are crazy for not realizing that 😂

2025-02-09 00:49:39 UTC

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💯 ppl are crazy 😂 corporations have been absolutely bananas especially the last couple years. They’re squeezing every dime they can out of you.

2025-02-09 00:34:29 UTC

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oh totally 💯 they’re funneling everyone into the plan most lucrative 😂 lucky for them im already doing the month to month 😂 i have hbo and Disney + with no ads and it’s only like $30 bucks for all 3 plus I called them the last time they raised the price and asked if they could not do that 😂 and he said they can’t not do it but he can credit my account so I’m still ahead of em for now 😂

2025-02-08 23:37:53 UTC

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😂 I just got an email from Hulu saying their ad free plan might have some ads soon 🤨 I will cancel it in a heartbeat 😂 I hate ads with a passion. I’d rather have a dvd player and just watch dvds 📀 😂

2025-02-08 20:24:02 UTC

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😂🤣 he is the best 🎉

2025-02-08 16:24:30 UTC

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😂 i freakin love this little guy. ❤️ I zoomed in and he’s sleeping with both eyes open 😂 he’s a survivor 🥳

2025-02-08 02:48:37 UTC

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omg congratulations 🎉 Kailee!! 🥳🙌❤️ that’s badass! And I’m totally with you 😂 diversions are an absolute necessity