Parker Banks

Currently reading Count Zero by William Gibson and The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess by Akira Himekawa.
Most recent audiobook: A Techno-Pessimist Manifesto (youtu.be/87lZO7DH8z4)

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npub1g6kz3nm2986pvw5zh5z5ca62p8c6dm84xds4m5vaeple2707lhvqyz7vjt

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parker_at_pl.psion.co@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-02-13 17:28:15

Leafposter Club will go offline in two weeks.

2024-01-28 21:24:30

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@npub108z…dkr5 Get off edison email.

2023-12-29 17:46:05

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@npub159f…vg75 @npub15qp…pdm7
You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.
All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.
Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.
You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

2023-12-27 17:13:36

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@npub1jac…zppv @npub1jhg…j5h5 @npub1pt6…6mf6 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1dec…g23a Oh wait, fixed.
https://pl.psion.co/media/61be71e5ac6ba364753bd015df1c0b23815b1ec9d1876f748a23e7d29e9afa81.png

2023-12-27 17:12:12

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@npub1jac…zppv @npub1pt6…6mf6 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jhg…j5h5 @npub1dec…g23a
Alas if winter is not a harsh mistress.
https://pl.psion.co/media/236ae6407526c973ec050e890b7e6857af753053ff7057b3e6c07e8663dc5521.png

2023-12-26 15:48:44

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@npub1jac…zppv @npub15xt…ywcn
Do the rules explicitly forbid taking a deuce on the ice?

2023-12-21 04:06:58

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@npub1yh2…lf56 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jac…zppv @npub1zxx…u452 @npub1730…swsu Oh so this was you then?
https://pl.psion.co/media/4d7da6ac61a3663ea922da3b713b3879b7a078a602ae5cd85335a118655e1983.PNG
https://pl.psion.co/media/f24404cb7d98b22640140ae748310c6f41abd81f8755202d7ce2191fd320b7b1.PNG
https://pl.psion.co/media/e275e9d283fcb5dc7d1f3d24e7613fbd5b8dafa2719011e2de56b2820bf4a98f.PNG

2023-12-21 03:52:35

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@npub1yh2…lf56 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jac…zppv Blood for the blood god.

2023-12-21 03:44:16

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@npub1pt6…6mf6 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jac…zppv
LMAO, everyone's making it hard for him today.

2023-12-21 03:43:31

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@npub1yh2…lf56 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jac…zppv Nah, I just happened to have some spare blood lying around. Plus my wife wanted to snuggle, but I couldn't get the thought of a q-tip in a power drill out of my head, so had to get up to take a picture.

2023-12-20 19:09:58

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@npub1tj5…l33p The hell is a gyatt? Does anybody know???

2023-12-19 17:49:55

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@npub1w7z…ue4q @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jac…zppv
Maybe something like:
OOOOOOoooooOOoOoooOOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOO
UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmMMmMMMmmmMMMMM

2023-12-19 17:36:43

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@npub1w7z…ue4q @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jac…zppv That'd be fantastic, I'm glad for voices to compare against/learn from.

2023-12-19 17:16:54

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@npub1dph…t7jj @npub198p…up6a @npub1xty…5vf5 @npub1syf…mzey Sure, I'll do that one then since it's of a reasonable length. And thank you.

2023-12-19 17:13:03

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@npub1dph…t7jj @npub198p…up6a @npub1xty…5vf5 @npub1syf…mzey I have his selected essays, Prussianism & Socialism, etc., on my list. Though am still going through other pieces at the moment.

2023-12-19 17:08:54

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@npub198p…up6a @npub1xty…5vf5 @npub1syf…mzey
Here, I rotated her for you.
https://pl.psion.co/media/d97a394e64a158bdea244f2f36ba9c081177dbef20651a72bdb5d0eb00804da7.png

2023-12-19 17:01:18

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@npub1w7z…ue4q @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jac…zppv How are you for harmonics?

2023-12-17 20:41:57

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@npub1qq7…fedr @npub1vwr…fnzd
>I am aware that something is currently wrong with my world
>Dude, just take weed to escape a perfectly reasonable feeling

2023-12-17 18:30:38

I wonder what animism, successfully weaponized against other religions, would look like.

2023-12-17 01:16:15

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@npub1jac…zppv @npub1g0u…3vfw
Okay you convinced me, I'm gonna learn throat singing.

2023-10-18 01:11:57

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@npub1jac…zppv @npub1lar…q5vr @npub1rfq…au7j @npub1y6c…27jj
I would like to hear more, rural BC could be another option for me, good farmland and low population (currently). Though buying yukon land for when the population does a 10x is probably wise. That or buy a passport for somewhere else, but enclaves within the country seems the way to go.

2023-10-18 01:03:15

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@npub1jac…zppv @npub1lar…q5vr @npub1rfq…au7j @npub1y6c…27jj
Yeah that's my issue, deciding what to do in that regard. Though there's not a ton of places to flee otherwise.

2023-10-18 00:58:24

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@npub1rfq…au7j @npub1lar…q5vr @npub1jac…zppv @npub1y6c…27jj
I've also got some unvaccinated friends around here, younger families, guys with radio equipment covering their back yards. But still the ratio is pretty bad and I can see the neighborhood changing.

2023-10-18 00:48:38

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@npub1jac…zppv @npub1lar…q5vr @npub1y6c…27jj Ohh, I mean "tards" as in all my neighbours are vaccinated and one has a Ukraine flag on their house, that kind.

2023-10-18 00:12:13

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@npub1lar…q5vr @npub1jac…zppv @npub1y6c…27jj
A few reasons, I'm less interested in "Canada" as a concept now and more interested in other projects. It's a regional instance and most Canadians are tards, which limits users to about 5. Yet it managed to get pretty defederated.
Also the DB has been a mess since forever.

2023-10-17 23:20:17

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@npub1y6c…27jj @npub1jac…zppv Well I probably will make another instance before then anyways, but with rules similar to Cawfee's, i.e., less dumpster fires.

2023-10-17 23:16:45

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@npub1y6c…27jj @npub1jac…zppv Leaflord: the chuddening. He'll have to switch to a 12-yo anime girl pfp and become a tradcath.

2023-10-17 23:10:07

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@npub1jac…zppv Look out! Here he comes!
https://pl.psion.co/media/415e1bb6caae468a5d6e49329cfc5200ee87a591efbb1000ab2ea5ce0502a610.jpg

2023-10-17 21:12:21

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@npub1jac…zppv It can be arranged.

2023-10-09 23:50:37

Incredible day today, spent all day sitting in a field staring at trees, 10/10.

2023-10-02 18:41:59

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@npub1w7z…ue4q @npub1g0u…3vfw I'm certain they didn't have to make the censored area so large.

2023-10-01 01:22:41

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@npub12sk…mhpz I found some recipes for rabbit Tourtière, so thanks, that looks great.

2023-09-30 13:33:37

Anyone have a good way to prepare rabbit?

2023-09-29 02:43:34

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@npub1g0u…3vfw Pushing out digital art maybe. Maybe people will retvrn to physical-only sales or traditional arts, similar to how vinyl has become more popular in the wake of music piracy. Maybe that's a good thing.

2023-09-27 19:39:14

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@npub1g0u…3vfw That's only because the men aren't Japanese either.

2023-09-27 05:50:11

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@npub1g0u…3vfw But the women here aren't Japanese.

2023-09-24 21:31:33

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@npub1jac…zppv What about?

2023-09-11 16:32:11

Sixty-eight hours into a water fast. Debating whether I should push it to day four.

2023-09-04 04:22:21

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1g0u…3vfw Telegram is a dumpster.

2023-09-02 22:59:53

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@npub108z…dkr5 @npub14rp…497x
Dedipath, more like deadipath.

2023-09-02 22:38:56

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@npub14rp…497x Is this Dedipath?

2023-09-02 19:39:10

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@npub159f…vg75 @npub1lar…q5vr @npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1u6g…su6y @npub14mk…sqx8
I'm not hip to whatever the chudosphere is up to.
And isn't he Mexican or something anyways? Or are you saying the primary American ethnicity is Mexican?

2023-09-02 18:46:01

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@npub1lar…q5vr @npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1u6g…su6y @npub14mk…sqx8
I thought that's what I just said, the Greek Orthodox are Greek first, the Serbian Orthodox are Serbian first, etc. There's no point converting non-Greeks or non-Serbs to an racially-based religion.

2023-09-02 18:40:22

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1lar…q5vr @npub1u6g…su6y @npub14mk…sqx8
Orthodoxy is as much tied to ethnicity as it is to religion. They don't seem to have as much interest in converting a gorillion Africans to their Church as do Catholics or Protestants.

2023-09-02 18:34:47

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1lar…q5vr @npub1u6g…su6y @npub14mk…sqx8
You're comparing the Episcopalian heartland to the very fringes of Orthodoxy. We're talking about Eastern Europeans, their entire goal in life is proving how they're better than other tribes of Eastern Europeans that they're otherwise indistinguishable from. The reality in the Orthodox heartland is they have amazing Churches, but not in the US or Western Canada where there are no Orthodox.

2023-09-02 18:21:04

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@npub1lar…q5vr @npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1u6g…su6y @npub14mk…sqx8
I mean, if we're judging Anglican Churches according to English buildings or Episcopalian according to American buildings, we should be judging Orthodox according to Greek or Russian buildings, not some tiny western community that can only afford to rent out an Evangelical Church.

2023-09-02 18:13:56

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1lar…q5vr @npub1u6g…su6y @npub14mk…sqx8
I have never seen that. In Ontario, they are all traditional buildings with copper domes. Out west even, where Orthodoxy isn't common, they have nice buildings. But Orthodoxy isn't at all popular in the US, so I wouldn't use that as the standard.

2023-09-02 18:07:09

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1lar…q5vr @npub1u6g…su6y @npub14mk…sqx8
Orthodox churches are top-tier. I don't know what you're on about.

2023-08-28 23:15:59

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@npub1u6g…su6y @npub14mk…sqx8
Lemme guess, your church band has electric guitars and you read the lyrics off the wall via powerpoint.

2023-08-27 16:18:08

Isekai where a magical hero is reincarnated as an office wagie with a failing marriage and child with cystic fibrosis and has to constantly struggle not to kill themselves.

2023-08-25 23:34:22

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@npub1ptm…6rn8 She hit 30.

2023-08-25 23:32:24

Brand new cover of Pink Floyd's "The Wall".
https://pl.psion.co/media/95d005b43f81bbefa10872e39427b126663bd78972c25945d800acfa6ec02ed0.jpg

2023-08-25 23:22:32

Test for Ricardo.

2023-08-24 21:22:25

Alberta minimum wage: $15/hour so $2600/month
Being unemployed with 4 kids: $3044/month in child benefits
You can make it in Canada. Just be a welfare leech and work cash jobs on the side.

2023-08-24 16:07:12

The US gov is suing SpaceX, a business critical to national defense, for not hiring refugees, foreign nationals.
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-sues-spacex-discriminating-against-asylees-and-refugees-hiring

2023-08-24 00:23:21

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@npub1ch8…sw60 @npub1xe5…xg59
>Zero /pol/ memes happen while programming
I take it you've not read through the Yandex codebase
https://pl.psion.co/media/b4aa213cce3b330b3777e3a93e6217ec823481a680edb23795b079d3454d07ae.jpg

2023-08-23 20:35:08

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@npub1zxx…u452 @npub1ey8…tjld @npub1wwt…ljy2 @npub1pnp…52zw I think the current meta is to get as many gibs as you can manage, maintain residency, but get a passport or work visa somewhere else and spend your money there.

2023-08-18 22:29:42

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@npub1jac…zppv I missed that Morgan King's movie came out a bit ago, good for him, will look for a copy.
https://youtu.be/Hwu1Di1vAZo

2023-08-18 22:22:11

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@npub1jac…zppv There's none like Ralph Bakshi.

2023-08-18 20:12:12

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@npub108p…yev6 @npub1yhw…tr6k @npub1lux…tdu5 Bring back the monster beard.

2023-08-16 15:53:49

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@npub108z…dkr5 @npub108p…yev6 @npub1ka4…k6jp @npub13v6…hy07 Something about her being forced to work on the LTT onlyfans I think?

2023-08-16 03:46:43

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@npub1qdd…x0ea @npub1jac…zppv @npub1zxx…u452 @npub108z…dkr5 @npub1pnp…52zw I told some of mine about the fediverse, and that I'd never let them see it, which they seemed to accept.

2023-08-16 03:37:47

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@npub1jac…zppv @npub1zxx…u452 @npub108z…dkr5 @npub1pnp…52zw Bruh that's rough. Of my four main high school friends, one's a pothead which isn't too bad, and the rest are all married with kids.

2023-08-16 02:17:53

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@npub1zxx…u452 @npub1jac…zppv @npub108z…dkr5 @npub1pnp…52zw Guns of Icarus was another fun one that was a brief hit, then died. I was a good engineer.

2023-08-14 18:50:29

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@npub1jac…zppv @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1pnp…52zw Poast jannie who posted drawings of dogs fucking kids so bot and the other kiwifarmers bullied him off the internet.

2023-08-14 16:11:37

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@npub1pnp…52zw @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jac…zppv Nazi furries have always been a thing.

2023-08-14 16:07:53

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@npub1pnp…52zw @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jac…zppv I hardly remember who that is, other than a kiwifarmer.

2023-08-14 16:03:40

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jac…zppv He does have some pretty great posts when the persona drops, though that doesn't happen too often.

2023-08-10 04:29:55

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@npub1s36…m239 @npub1qq7…fedr @npub1ch8…sw60 @npub108z…dkr5 Yeah, I've already been feeling off the last few days, so gonna refrain from watching it.

2023-08-08 04:51:16

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@npub1pnp…52zw @npub12sk…mhpz Here:
https://pl.psion.co/media/e5a7045324683272caab01a1a07e2c00bd9e8cc0472b2649e4fd7898b826824a.mp3

2023-08-06 20:28:48

Lol, gay.
https://twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/1688265604799574016

2023-08-06 04:41:56

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@npub1srh…8g90 Her ex was on here too at one point, and they were going at it.

2023-08-06 04:35:19

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@npub1srh…8g90 She did that a lot I think, even before then.

2023-08-06 04:29:15

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@npub1srh…8g90 Oh yeah, what happened to her? She just decide to check out one day, or was there a cause?

2023-06-26 22:50:14

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@npub10mf…9q9h @npub1jac…zppv Yeah I like Stephenson, Snow Crash is great, but Anathem, while not being cyberpunk, is my favourite of his. The Diamond Age is great cyberpunk too.
As for cybertroons, doesn't effect me, I can enjoy the genre without paying attention to them.

2023-06-26 22:45:09

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@npub10mf…9q9h @npub1jac…zppv Never played the game fortunately. So I go through a bunch of cyberpunk & sci-fi audiobooks every year.

2023-06-26 22:40:10

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@npub1jac…zppv @npub10mf…9q9h I'm surprised no one has made a Neuromancer movie yet, even a trashy version.

2023-06-26 22:20:07

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@npub10mf…9q9h @npub1jac…zppv Great moment from a great cheesy movie
https://youtu.be/GOovtZXYqj4

2023-05-27 16:29:59

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@npub1pnp…52zw @npub120n…nr5j Oh dear, should make another public instance, before the fun instances centralize too much.

2023-04-13 19:55:48

Hey, Winamp is back today.
https://pl.psion.co/media/1860d92444968d8a0eea17c44a621373494a7bc3d1131128f1957238cd28fabc.PNG

2023-03-29 02:06:01

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#[0] I dunno, I'm keeping my calories pretty high since weight isn't an issue for me. Doing it more to keep inflammation down.

2023-03-17 03:38:49

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#[0] #[1] #[2] If it's a guy, doesn't that make them an oil driller, not a coal burner?

2023-03-13 04:50:01

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#[0] #[1] He thought he was doing good by marrying a church girl (Jehovah's Witness at least). But turned out he was shopping in the wrong store.

2023-03-13 04:46:48

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#[0] #[1] I used to work with a guy, ex rig worker, who came home a day early to his wife cheating on him. Put both of them in the hospital, went to jail for a few months. When he got out the wife and mother-in-law were taking the house. A lawyer said it was an uphill battle, so he burned the house to the ground. All his friends at work covered for him, said he was with them at the time.

2023-03-13 04:34:57

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#[0] He was blacklisted from the industry after calling out a Hollywood exec for molesting him, was divorced raped, and his mother died of cancer.

2023-03-13 04:25:40

As much as I don't care for the Oscars, it's wonderful to see Fraser no longer JUSTed.
https://pl.psion.co/media/6eacbf91cc5395fdf5dd38f2d9907c96d805766f448e04fac9ede02784f1be24.jpg