🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pan, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby #Tomboy in 🌲 #Seattle. 🙅🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: a bunch
Founder: ALT After Dark (npub1c52…9s0m)

🩷💛🩵

🥰 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport / #Lockpicking
📸 #Photography

😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Pronouns: they/them
Throw $ at me!: https://www.gofundme.com/f/alice-watson
Run my code (as root)!: https://codeberg.org/alicewatson
Securely message me!: https://signal.me/#eu/Sa6h2c7Ev6fguvXlbGVF-P64Rd9RVTdjwiTcrYx3wNW2Rse1wCxEK4TkxPoxzmzM | https://matrix.to/#/@alice_watson:infosec.exchange | lockpick.alice@pm.me

Public Key

npub17pmdlkyly3dllvvdqnpj87uakgzyft7hpz8zcdmftvx82u235lrquvkws7

NIP-05 Address

alice_at_lgbtqia.space@momostr.pink

Profile Code

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nostr.wine

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

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2026-04-05T07:15:57Z

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Last Notes

2026-04-06 21:37:40 UTC

Car just drove by and one of the guys in it made the 🐈👅 gesture out the window at me.
Not sure if it was an observation based on my aesthetic, or the threat of a 🐰good time🐰, but either way...guys, this is why y'all're still single.

2025-12-27 23:07:30 UTC

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Also, just to put it put there, #SexWorkIsWork, there's no shame in it*, an no, I won't tone myself down or hide myself away to appease puritanical bullshit people.
*yes, there are a lot of issues surrounding sex-work, and yes, *all* those issues exist "because patriarchy".

2025-12-27 23:01:03 UTC

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The saga continues...
"""
This action also does not automatically mean you’re banned from using Stripe services elsewhere, as Stripe makes those determinations independently.
"""
But they determined that what I do on *my own social media* is too spicy for them to process money that my friends gave me for totally non-nsfw reasons...on a platform that they don't have anything to do with.
Color me skeptical of Stripe's future good graces.
This all feels like it's designed to shame sexworkers and push them even farther into the margins (and I'm not even a sex-worker! My crime was looking femme and posting photos of myself that you'd find in any Victoria's Secret storefront—on Fedi...for free).
Meanwhile, these payment platforms seem to happily process money for far-right influencers and (other) hate groups.
https://cdn2.miau.pub/media_attachments/files/115/793/968/554/833/107/original/40de7c081cea6728.jpeg
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2025-12-25 23:50:52 UTC

At folx suggestion/request, I set up a GoFundMe in response to BuyMeACoffee/Stripe banning me and stopping my payments.
According to BuyMeACoffee, they'll refund all my supporters within...a month. Fuck puritanical conservative capitalism and its "values".
Hopefully #GoFundMe will treat me better.
https://gofund.me/3ff7116d1

2025-08-05 06:07:19 UTC

This time I remembered to take photos of the sushi I made for my girlfriend tonight.
The sauces were: wasabi mayo, soy, balsamic glaze, and pineapple ghost pepper sauce.
#AlicePics #Sushi #FoodPorn #Food #Cooking
https://cdn2.miau.pub/media_attachments/files/114/974/605/807/162/030/original/270caedf9e9395e8.jpg
https://cdn2.miau.pub/media_attachments/files/114/974/605/897/361/350/original/befde419dd70f14e.jpg
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2025-07-21 23:01:40 UTC

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just get this on a t-shirt.
https://cdn2.miau.pub/media_attachments/files/114/893/704/906/064/762/original/13c69967ea4c33be.jpg

2025-07-20 04:43:34 UTC

People should wear name tags whenever they're in a social space. It removes a source of social anxiety (especially for neurodivergent folx).
Sticker codes are super-handy too.
For example:
🩷 flirty
💚 friendly
💛 introverted
https://cdn2.miau.pub/media_attachments/files/114/883/639/874/894/382/original/35384ae00d189cec.jpg

2025-05-05 20:58:13 UTC

Who's a good Fedi? Pspspspsps...

2025-05-01 19:40:58 UTC

Sometimes I wish we had a drama-wiki for the Fediverse.
ToC:
- Twitter migration
- Nicole
- Fosstodon
- Threads (see Meta)
- Discord bot attacks
- PixelFed
- Eugen
etc.

2025-02-27 01:10:34 UTC

Every vandalism of a Tesla makes people less likely to buy a new one, owners more likely to sell theirs, insurance less likely to cover them, drivers more likely to put anti-Musk bumper stickers on them, and shareholders more likely to dump their stock before everyone else does.
Billionaires have no shame, no morals, no conscience, but they have stock shares.
This is how we hurt Musk. This is how we make being a Nazi a bad thing to him.
Not every Tesla needs to burn—just enough that there's always a credible threat of it.
I hope the owners have insurance.
#TeslaTakedown #FuckMusk #ResistEverywhere
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2025-02-15 04:54:50 UTC

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good time to invest $10 in an anti-musk bumper sticker.
@npub1v0m…7sw2

2024-12-01 21:44:40 UTC

While having a text conversation with a friend about their autistic behaviors that elicit unexpected reactions from neurotypical folks, I realized that I was eating Doritos and salsa...with chopsticks 🤣
It took me a few minutes to notice how hard I was telling on myself.
#ActuallyAutistic @npub10v4…s27h
https://cdn2.miau.pub/media_attachments/files/113/579/732/000/226/295/original/0b35ec1fdee40d3b.jpg

2024-06-23 18:11:45 UTC

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does it look that bad? 😮
Maybe I should CW it 😅

2024-06-23 18:07:11 UTC

For those of you who like pics of my "cooking" 😋
Steel-cut oats, apple, raisins, banana, cinnamon-sugar, and heavy cream.
And double-bergamot earl grey tea with cream and sugar.
(Yes, I'm American, so there's at least a pound of sugar in everything I eat.)
MOGA (make oats great again)
#Breakfast #FoodPorn ..? This is like PG-13 at most.
https://cdn2.miau.pub/media_attachments/files/112/667/240/543/240/148/original/d7cd8ef38426de94.jpg