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2026-03-02 15:27:50 UTC

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@nprofile…2p46 @nprofile…0xs5 @nprofile…pdmm @nprofile…4u0h @nprofile…mdcm @nprofile…yfzn hibernaton is advised against last time i saw by kernel devs because it's not 100% test or trusted. I don't really use it but sleep is uncommonly a roulette. Unlike macs where it's so good mac people don't need to shut down and restart their macs.

2026-03-02 15:22:42 UTC

tsundere is down

2025-12-30 17:17:47 UTC

I haven't masturbated in a while, huh

2025-12-30 16:36:06 UTC

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@nprofile…vez0 @nprofile…c76x i like the accent. But regarding australians I'd fear I wouldn't understand them. The woes of being ESL... At the same time I don't understand black people sometimes and an american friend told me he often doesn't either lolé.

2025-12-30 01:58:44 UTC

I've started to take life a little more seriously. I'm trying to be less glued to my phone, avoiding using it just as i wake up, and also sleeping properly. I used to sleep very, very little and I think I have a lot of sleep time I owe my body. Also dieting seriously and trying to keep my irl environment a little bit tidier and better organized.

2025-12-29 18:36:10 UTC

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@nprofile…c76x Odd. I peeled onions back in christmas eve night and the smell wore off like after I washed my hands post-eating.

2025-12-29 17:47:05 UTC

Caring about others is kind, but what have others done for me to care about em

2025-12-29 00:57:19 UTC

I'm starting a roofing company. You pay us, we roofie up the girl you want. Safe, discreet.

2025-12-28 21:03:19 UTC

My laptop with GNOME only uses 3.6GB of ram on boot.

2025-12-28 19:24:09 UTC

install nixos.com

2025-12-27 18:36:58 UTC

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@nprofile…69d2 @nprofile…2qfh @nprofile…yxtg @nprofile…00ws @nprofile…7gzz it's good in fantasy.

2025-12-27 17:12:23 UTC

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@nprofile…c76x I don't tinker with my phone though. I only want it to make calls, work with the apps I use that are nothing special at all, and play the games I play (which I can't reliably do on android anymore). Also I notice a ton on bugs on android.

2025-12-27 06:56:31 UTC

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@nprofile…s5tg elf toes, legs and nipples

2025-12-27 06:52:49 UTC

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@nprofile…r5g8 me and who

2025-12-26 13:12:09 UTC

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@nprofile…d97z need

2025-12-26 12:43:05 UTC

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@nprofile…s9g8 consensual non consent. basically good rape

2025-12-26 12:40:58 UTC

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@nprofile…s9g8 >tfw no submissive gf with cnc fetish

2025-12-26 04:26:33 UTC

2025-12-26 03:48:10 UTC

2025-12-26 01:53:15 UTC

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@nprofile…k2fw lmfao i didnt know

2025-12-26 01:49:02 UTC

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@nprofile…k2fw I sincerely don't care about smaller creators. Fuck em

2025-12-25 21:04:19 UTC

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@nprofile…kt66 @nprofile…4l8p ? my mom's a woman

2025-12-25 20:35:55 UTC

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@nprofile…kt66 @nprofile…4l8p i always say to my mom that me gettnig a gf is a think that will hardly happen and she thinks otherwise. She's also more or less always right about things so we'll see.

2025-12-25 14:12:50 UTC

Merry Navidad

2025-12-25 04:50:39 UTC

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@nprofile…c2yc m4 max macbook pro

2025-12-24 19:48:33 UTC

I'm gonna start 2026 with less friends than I did 2025, hell yeah

2025-12-24 19:02:31 UTC

KDE isn't perfect, and is sorta buggy, but it gives me enough stuff to use.

2025-12-24 00:37:43 UTC

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@nprofile…7gzz doesn't need any, has enough taste for my tongue.

2025-12-23 03:36:23 UTC

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@nprofile…2qfh @nprofile…u76w @nprofile…0fnf i wish i looked as good as Rick Harrison. Fuck my chudcel life.

2025-12-23 02:10:39 UTC

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@nprofile…63p0 @nprofile…pvqa according to @nprofile…00ws , opus 5.2 or whatever the version number is, is incredibly good.

2025-12-23 02:10:18 UTC

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@nprofile…pvqa @nprofile…63p0 claude, even sonnet (free tier), is better than chatgpt. Wild.

2025-12-23 02:09:30 UTC

This guy makes interesting videos but man why do those colors kinda scream pedophile to me?
https://0.5dollah.click/media/5b8b19f598e53d0dc9cad85bd4733e084e5d8aee51c0a1b93fc05c10d738ff9b.png

2025-12-22 21:20:43 UTC

I'm very indecisive. When I'm on GNOME, I miss how KDE has some things I wish Gnome had. When I'm on KDE, I detest how buggy and odd feeling it is. Argh!

2025-12-22 03:01:12 UTC

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@nprofile…pvqa @nprofile…yxtg @nprofile…20d4 i am not trying to gloat and ots probably not very wild but I've been watching a german show, subtitled to spanish with a local llm, and I've kinda slowly (very) started to understand a little bit of german. It reminds me of the way I learned english (playing gta sa/nfsc/n64 games on my first ever laptop when I was 6 onwards). Some games had spanish text + english voices (gta sa) and somehow that made it "click"

2025-12-21 21:06:05 UTC

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@nprofile…pvqa back2discord

2025-12-21 20:59:29 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws nigguh¡

2025-12-21 20:57:23 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws im not autistic

2025-12-21 20:54:43 UTC

i have to poop

2025-12-21 17:11:09 UTC

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@nprofile…t390 because they are retarded

2025-12-21 01:19:30 UTC

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@nprofile…re0d what i'd do...

2025-12-21 00:50:15 UTC

People often wonder, "Am I loveable?" but many don't wonder if they are capable of actually loving.

2025-12-20 22:43:22 UTC

you will not see my penis

2025-12-20 17:59:46 UTC

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@nprofile…s9g8 how are you momther?

2025-12-20 16:04:20 UTC

Hello.

2025-12-20 02:49:29 UTC

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@nprofile…ydzq @nprofile…ka0n dumb nerds stop throwing away opportunities to make bank challenge

2025-12-20 01:18:47 UTC

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@nprofile…kt66 @nprofile…n052 I can keep my cool, but not when I see women that big irl. Hell, I even learned that boob physics are real irl.

2025-12-20 01:17:12 UTC

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@nprofile…kt66 @nprofile…n052 yeah
https://0.5dollah.click/media/c2fd5b1ab1d84e9cffba4df617f73326f6d8b466dbde6225684b15d843e96df9.avif

2025-12-19 13:09:04 UTC

I wonder, should I use sounds that trigger the fight or flight response to keep myself awake?

2025-12-19 02:55:19 UTC

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@nprofile…s9g8 wakawife

2025-12-19 02:46:23 UTC

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@nprofile…k2fw jfc who buys this shit?

2025-12-19 02:33:40 UTC

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@nprofile…k2fw did you have fries with it?

2025-12-18 23:51:32 UTC

I think I've made myself lactose tolerant

2025-12-18 02:46:52 UTC

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@nprofile…s5tg best of luck with whatever fortune that is

2025-12-16 15:47:50 UTC

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@nprofile…7gzz @nprofile…3wwf yes because i already upgraded ram on my laptop

2025-12-16 15:27:35 UTC

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@nprofile…3wwf NOOO AI CAN'T DO ART NOOO
AI:

2025-12-16 03:50:33 UTC

I don't have a big penis but I like to maintain the illusion that I can probably learn how to use it well, like a dagger! haha.

2025-12-15 21:51:41 UTC

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@nprofile…7gzz @nprofile…69d2 that dog is worth more than a million poojeet's lives

2025-12-15 21:24:19 UTC

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2025-12-15 21:09:39 UTC

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2025-12-15 21:06:34 UTC

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2025-12-15 20:17:28 UTC

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@nprofile…3wwf @nprofile…nqc4 @nprofile…7gzz ignorant post of the day

2025-12-15 19:39:51 UTC

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@nprofile…3wwf @nprofile…7gzz the macbook with the a18 chip will (probably?) kill chromebooks.

2025-12-15 19:35:33 UTC

@nprofile…7gzz me when apple releases new products
RE: https://tsundere.love/objects/bb0e0c40-f655-4632-990f-0141e075799b
#nevent1q…7pe6
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2025-12-15 19:32:31 UTC

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2025-12-15 16:32:52 UTC

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@nprofile…jmdl @nprofile…te8u @nprofile…00uk @nprofile…hl8k you don't need system trays rrally

2025-12-15 14:35:16 UTC

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@nprofile…jmdl @nprofile…00uk @nprofile…hl8k gnome 49 is great, very ergonomic, comfy to use. mate is usable but not as nice.

2025-12-15 13:56:42 UTC

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@nprofile…3vr9 @nprofile…ea7y systemd-boot is great

2025-12-14 16:16:46 UTC

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@nprofile…kmln kinda, too little too late i think, even if they do this there's still too little women for the amount of available men

2025-12-12 23:02:18 UTC

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2025-12-12 21:59:06 UTC

I'm in need of a blowjob more than in need of a hug.

2025-12-12 17:54:06 UTC

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@nprofile…mw0a breaks her ring finger

2025-12-12 17:37:33 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws he's an adult

2025-12-12 17:22:36 UTC

kyle is shining and they are so pissed
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2025-12-12 13:47:15 UTC

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@nprofile…jgyk @nprofile…pyr9 reddit is fun, i have an account there

2025-12-12 03:53:03 UTC

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@nprofile…mngr a date doesn't mean that they become a couple, so hold your horses haha

2025-12-12 03:51:45 UTC

peeby
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2025-12-12 00:12:05 UTC

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2025-12-11 20:58:58 UTC

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@nprofile…jmdl one of my favorite people ngl

2025-12-11 20:45:05 UTC

it's crazy how many debuffs i was born with:
- arthrosis
- cancer (that i survived)
- nose that often doesn't work
- small penis
- come from poor family/retarded lazy dad
- family that also has a lotta issues
- latino (though light skinned so not so bad)

2025-12-11 17:06:44 UTC

Do any of you host Zulip for instant messaging?

2025-12-11 17:05:23 UTC

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@nprofile…kt66 I don't spend money on any gacha, and I've been fairly lucky @ HSR, but it's just not enjoyable! Funnily enough I don't get tired of Wuwa at all.

2025-12-11 17:04:48 UTC

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@nprofile…kt66 hope you find it. I'd be livid at this, and I hope people that scam like that get fucking ran over by a truck.

2025-12-11 17:03:28 UTC

I'm thinking of deleting my Hoyoverse account:
- Genshin Impact: I quit years ago, tried to like it again with 5.0, game's poop.
- ZZZ: 2.1 was my breaking point, I didn't have fun with it, story got childish and boring. Alice's voice was jarring to listen to, doesn't fit her at all.
- Honkshit Starbucks (HSR): It's become a slog to play, I don't have fun with it anymore.

2025-12-10 22:30:31 UTC

PTSD: post Traumatic down syndrome

2025-12-10 21:58:25 UTC

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you're so weird man @nprofile…2qfh

2025-12-10 21:55:45 UTC

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@nprofile…2qfh 💢 im not black

2025-12-10 21:25:46 UTC

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@nprofile…7gzz im gonna do the cat

2025-12-10 21:23:25 UTC

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@nprofile…7gzz superneed

2025-12-10 21:20:55 UTC

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@nprofile…7gzz i need this ram

2025-12-10 19:22:39 UTC

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@nprofile…mezk what's wrong with liking a woman similar to me

2025-12-10 16:19:07 UTC

Plato's allegory of the Gooncave.

2025-12-10 04:39:55 UTC

💢 im horni

2025-12-09 21:42:36 UTC

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@nprofile…pvqa SAAAR SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR DONT THE .UNWRAP() SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

2025-12-09 19:37:27 UTC

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@nprofile…kt66 it's pure gold. Me and mum love it.

2025-12-09 19:35:52 UTC

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@nprofile…kt66
https://0.5dollah.click/media/c4c117c28d9aaacb72965c77a497315a3e086eef1aa7c5285a557027cec6d7d4.png

2025-12-09 19:35:07 UTC

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@nprofile…7gzz the show is in german, and the subttitles I generate with another LLM are then translated to spanish using a smol model.

2025-12-09 19:33:40 UTC

I improved the translator tool I made. Now it generates summaries of the episode to (hopefully) improve translations.
https://0.5dollah.click/media/14fe1ca01bcdde893c3eb1bf41a8ecdf23f28a444d5facd4fcffe4e355311e52.png

2025-12-09 18:39:17 UTC

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@nprofile…ecjk dual boobing? thought i got an out-of-sync clock once when my laptop ran outta battery... somehow.

2025-12-09 17:50:40 UTC

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@nprofile…kt66 i barely have emone and i'm too stubborn for that. I'll just save and buy overpriced hardware if I have to.

2025-12-09 17:47:58 UTC

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@nprofile…kt66 barely few can predict shit.
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