Uncle Ted

FOSS enthusiast, 3D2A supporter. Fuck the surveillance state. I steal memes and like crime.
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2026-05-29 16:56:57 UTC

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Flash some custom firmware on it and get rid of the geo-fencing and altitude limit bullshit.
https://drone-hacks.com/

2026-05-24 20:08:43 UTC

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I use mine when I throw the solvent soup into the freezer so the DMT can crash out. Works great.

2026-05-24 15:40:31 UTC

Going to work on vibe coding a mini game where you throw bags of dicks at Bitchcoin maxis.

2026-05-24 13:50:56 UTC

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Bitchcoin has privacy lol?

2026-05-24 12:57:51 UTC

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I've got some news that you might wanna sit down for lol

2026-05-24 11:28:26 UTC

Don Jr. is the first kid Trump wasn't willing to go to an island to visit.

2026-05-24 10:02:35 UTC

ThE wOrLds moSt MoRaL ArmY!!1!
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2026-05-24 09:53:14 UTC

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2026-05-24 09:31:39 UTC

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2026-05-24 08:56:54 UTC

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Found the shabboth goy.

2026-05-24 01:10:36 UTC

I'll always remember where I was and what I was doing when I heard the devastating news that the President hadn't been shot 🙁.

2026-05-24 00:05:31 UTC

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You could have just said you minted some NFTs, the gay part is implied.

2026-05-23 17:07:58 UTC

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wHy ArE YoU bEInG AnTiSeMeTIc!!!1!

2026-05-23 17:06:18 UTC

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Task: As an Israeli, act as a decent human being.
Difficulty Level: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

2026-05-23 17:01:57 UTC

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2026-05-23 13:53:33 UTC

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2026-05-23 13:12:36 UTC

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2026-05-23 12:45:28 UTC

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2026-05-23 12:18:34 UTC

Good morning everyone! It's a great day to bully and troll Bitchcoin maxis!

2026-05-23 12:05:30 UTC

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2026-05-23 10:09:49 UTC

https://lainos.net/

2026-05-23 09:54:09 UTC

Why are Israelis reprehensible pieces of shit?
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2026-05-23 09:38:59 UTC

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2026-05-22 18:21:13 UTC

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Is it gonna need to be shipped from the States like we did the Switch 2?

2026-05-22 18:19:17 UTC

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Nostr is about crossing bridges but not with XMR community because they hurt my feewings and are meanies.

2026-05-22 18:18:00 UTC

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And you know how much I love my 3D printer. Was at homies that convinced me to buy mine last night for a minute and he's been fw making his own drone frames, among other things, music box parts, etc.

2026-05-22 18:16:23 UTC

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I'm probably gonna fw GrapheneOS on my daily driver, I'll keep you posted.

2026-05-22 17:48:53 UTC

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2026-05-22 17:23:16 UTC

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Messaged you.

2026-05-22 17:15:54 UTC

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2026-05-22 17:14:11 UTC

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Where the fuck did I ever claim that I was a Libertarian?

2026-05-22 16:07:27 UTC

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He can't right now, both his hands are tied up swinging from IP owners cocks.

2026-05-22 15:30:46 UTC

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2026-05-22 12:00:52 UTC

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How tf you gonna call yourself a cryptoanarchist and still be pushing Bitcoin? You're using it as a label, not a lifestyle.

2026-05-22 11:49:46 UTC

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If Bitcoin maxis were smart they wouldn't be Bitcoin maxis.

2026-05-22 11:45:37 UTC

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Shit sounds like Amethyst is doing us a solid.

2026-05-22 11:34:29 UTC

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You suck dick for sats faggot.

2026-05-22 11:33:15 UTC

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But bro it's pizza day today bro it's historic bro that dude did like the first thing with Bitchcoin and we gotta remember it bro 🥺

2026-05-22 10:56:52 UTC

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Bitcoin maxi fags are just butt hurt that monero bros treat them like they treat normies.

2026-05-22 10:49:27 UTC

And you paid with Bitchcoin, so now you're proper fucked!
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2026-05-22 10:20:48 UTC

Man I love having all my transactions traceable through a public ledger, Bitchcoin is amazing.

2026-05-22 10:16:46 UTC

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2026-05-22 09:43:53 UTC

When are we finally going to get fed up living under a surveillance state to rise up against our dystopian overlords?
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2026-05-22 09:21:34 UTC

Monero is everything they promised Bitcoin would be.

2026-05-22 09:01:24 UTC

🤣🤣🤣
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2026-05-21 19:14:27 UTC

At the Guardian Building in Detroit, Michigan.
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2026-05-21 19:13:40 UTC

At the John King Used and Rare Bookstore in Detroit, Michigan.
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2026-05-21 13:32:31 UTC

My buddy.
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2026-05-21 12:36:23 UTC

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2026-05-21 12:21:24 UTC

Based Dua Lipa.
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2026-05-21 10:36:09 UTC

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2026-05-21 10:10:49 UTC

Money printer go brrrrr
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2026-05-21 10:00:57 UTC

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/20/customers-say-trump-mobile-is-leaking-their-personal-information/

2026-05-21 09:26:49 UTC

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2026-05-21 00:27:32 UTC

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2026-05-20 18:19:34 UTC

Dorohedoro is peak, change my mind.
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2026-05-20 18:19:01 UTC

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Careful it's all retarded Bitcoin maxis faggots on here waiting to give you a lecture on the different cultural interpretations of the word 'fag'.

2026-05-20 17:28:35 UTC

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2026-05-20 17:21:13 UTC

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Yeah I'm aware of the different cultural meanings of the word, thanks for your little screenshot though but it doesn't make you any less of one.

2026-05-20 16:57:51 UTC

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2026-05-20 16:50:51 UTC

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SICK BURN BRO 🔥🔥🔥

2026-05-20 16:29:29 UTC

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Bitcoin maxxxis are retarded fags.

2026-05-20 16:09:18 UTC

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That "somehow" is really doing a lot of heavy lifting; it's not that complicated.
Monero was designed from the beginning to make transactions private by default, Bitcoin prides itself on having a public, auditable ledger.
Monero obscures the sender, receiver and amount, Bitcoin doesn't.
Monero's tokens are fungible, meaning they can't be flagged by anyone or any agency. Bitcoins aren't.
https://komodoplatform.com/en/academy/bitcoin-vs-monero/

2026-05-20 14:36:28 UTC

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2026-05-20 14:22:19 UTC

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2026-05-20 13:54:57 UTC

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2026-05-20 13:37:23 UTC

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2026-05-20 11:51:14 UTC

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2026-05-20 11:45:38 UTC

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2026-05-20 11:45:23 UTC

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2026-05-20 10:32:00 UTC

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2026-05-19 17:12:59 UTC

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2026-05-19 16:46:05 UTC

Want.
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2026-05-19 16:04:44 UTC

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https://youtu.be/gQKuWfES4Sw

2026-05-19 13:56:05 UTC

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Yeah KYC is gay and retarded but so are blockchain analysis companies and Monero crippled their ability to trace transactions.

2026-05-19 13:48:10 UTC

Please continue to ignore your doctors orders.
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/donald-trump-slathers-bruised-hand-makeup-after-admitting-he-ignores-doctors-orders-thin-his-1797678

2026-05-19 13:23:53 UTC

@npub18am…p424
Alas, if only there were a private, fungible method of transferring payments and wealth...
#nevent1q…knlg

2026-05-19 13:22:12 UTC

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Yeah if you want every transaction permanently recorded and publicly viewable which maybe isn't the best idea when governments are becoming incredibly hostile towards its citizens and dissenters. You can keep your Bitcoin, I'll keep using Monero.

2026-05-19 13:07:44 UTC

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Not even close.

2026-05-19 11:26:04 UTC

Fuck this Zionist jewpologist.
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2026-05-19 11:18:01 UTC

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2026-05-19 10:49:38 UTC

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2026-05-19 10:39:10 UTC

I bet if we crowd funded we could easily double that.
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/middle-east/iran-plans-50-million-bounty-on-gambler-donald-trump-child-killer-netanyahu-for-whoever-sends-them-to-hell-report/articleshow/131190414.cms

2026-05-19 10:25:56 UTC

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2026-05-19 10:22:00 UTC

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Ty!

2026-05-19 00:31:39 UTC

Where are all the Monero bros at?

2026-05-18 23:30:33 UTC

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2026-05-18 23:29:29 UTC

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I'm new and haven't received any zaps yet.

2026-05-18 23:27:23 UTC

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2026-05-18 23:26:48 UTC

Hello again frens.