zero-escape

Ex wife told me my son out there on the playground telling people to drop the Hard R.
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2026-03-04 08:04:45 UTC

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I don’t give a shit if the contract is 250 years old.
that’s the deal. I’m going to live my life accordingly.
if I’m murdered so be it. im not omnipotent anyways.

2026-03-01 09:14:21 UTC

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we will see Iran sleeper terror attacks on US soil this week.

2026-02-18 08:19:17 UTC

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I have an idea. we buy an old van. we go to small towns across America and we solve mysteries.
like real sleuthing. first mystery is we discover how many mozzarella sticks I can eat before I go comatose.

2026-02-18 07:44:12 UTC

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I just want to hit F11 and full screen a terminal without menus, without scroll bars, nothing. I want it to look like dos. no distractions no gui.

2026-02-18 07:34:51 UTC

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that Konsole just got you the entire KDE desktop as a dependency.
manjaro i3 spin is best i3 + arch spin. plus all the keybindings are sane. I only have to remove the stupid packages for their lockscreen and edit the conky config so it’s not a permanent tutorial plastered over my wallpaper. I add a package to disappear the cursor if no movement after a couple seconds.

2026-02-18 07:25:41 UTC

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I worked with a guy who previously worked for Microsoft. his job was to test new builds of windows vista against WiFi cards.
he sat there all day plugging in dozens of pci WiFi cards. dozens of usb WiFi dongles.
he said it was the worst job he ever had.

2026-02-14 06:57:55 UTC

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2026-02-06 06:09:27 UTC

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that worked well for Rome

2026-01-29 07:09:06 UTC

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after my divorce all women look like a problem id be adding to my life.
maybe a good one stumbles upon me that would add value to my life and I could reciprocate.
or maybe not. Im not too concerned

2026-01-29 07:02:36 UTC

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This nigga running Canada
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2026-01-29 07:01:42 UTC

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the only thing that stopped me was getting a job where I don’t work with anyone. 😮‍💨

2026-01-29 06:58:35 UTC

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2026-01-24 08:08:14 UTC

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Your wife
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2026-01-24 08:04:52 UTC

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2026-01-24 08:00:51 UTC

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I’m pretty sure I have sleep apnea and function normal until I fall asleep and then mouth breathe and wake up when my heart stops.
I haven’t done anything because I still wake up every day.
maybe I’ll get it checked out the first time I don’t wake up.

2026-01-24 07:55:07 UTC

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teeth are my line in the sand that we were made by intelligent design.

2026-01-24 07:52:27 UTC

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the final boss is tooth pain

2026-01-21 03:23:39 UTC

Da Nigger Man 😏
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2026-01-17 07:57:56 UTC

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I will drop kick hunter biden from the top rope. put me in the ring

2026-01-17 07:56:22 UTC

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Stop posting hunter biden leaks. We get it

2026-01-17 05:58:24 UTC

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Remember when the state of Hawaii stole a ton of land by orchestrating a catastrophic event and blocked the roads from people escaping or help coming in? They knowingly killed children.
Remember when Los Angeles did the same thing and is still refusing building permits to citizens that want to rebuild on their land?

2026-01-15 07:44:19 UTC

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we talking about 9/11 and those CGI airplanes and the buildings loaded with C4?
cause I’m gonna tell you that was the Jews that did it.

2026-01-12 09:59:29 UTC

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she’s going to be really confused when they tell her she’s doing much more than 24 hours in jail.

2026-01-12 08:52:46 UTC

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the problem is sitcoms turning American males into lovable losers that are run around by their masculine wives.

2026-01-02 09:04:56 UTC

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ping deez nuts

2025-12-31 05:43:07 UTC

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I regularly pipe curl into bash. I have no fear.

2025-12-30 05:39:48 UTC

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my Super Nintendo working just fine. No rust, no ai, no memory leaks, no telemetry, no updates, no far left idiot preventing me from playing Donkey Kong Country due to my racism.
Just pure bliss over my 2.0 channel Sony receiver and my 27” trinitron.

2025-12-16 07:15:04 UTC

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3rd gen i7 16GB ddr3 and I’m living the life. SSD is the biggest thing you need to turn a 10 year old dell into a modern day champ
That said if I’m doing heavy lifting I’ll pick my M4 Mac mini.
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2025-12-13 07:19:19 UTC

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I tossed in 64GB just so I can run neofetch and see big numbers.

2025-12-10 07:31:47 UTC

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it gets cold at night

2025-12-02 07:54:39 UTC

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Overton window

2025-12-02 06:25:04 UTC

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I have a ridiculous head circumference. I think fitted hats stop at an 8. whatever that means. but I’ve never found a ball cap that fits my head so I’ve never worn a hat.
I’m a hoodie guy if I want something on my head.
I know that has nothing to do with your point but that’s my 2 cents

2025-11-29 06:59:23 UTC

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also hell no
and fuck no

2025-11-27 04:52:08 UTC

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2025-11-22 08:30:50 UTC

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I’m on it because you can either let AI make you a bitch or you can leverage AI to be your bitch.
do not let the AI replace you. become better by abusing AI.

2025-11-22 08:24:20 UTC

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I pay $20 a month for GPT because it’s so much better than googling my problems I’m trying to solve.
GPT will literally give me the solution and then ask me if I want it to generate a powershell script to automate it.
nah nigga. but thanks for pointing me to the registry edit. the group policy edit. the local security edit.

2025-11-22 08:14:42 UTC

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people hustling AI access are the scum that need a new income since they aren’t providing a real skill that generates income.
fucking bottom feeders.
get a real job and provide value

2025-11-22 08:10:21 UTC

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AI Is free. Tell that bitch your AI warned you about people like her.

2025-11-19 06:32:57 UTC

Luck had nothing to do with me consistently showing up to work on time and providing a skill that made my employer money and therefore allowed them to pay me money.
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2025-11-19 06:00:51 UTC

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dont underestimate the bullshit instance owners deal with to keep the memes flowing
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2025-11-11 05:19:34 UTC

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what if I want to make other people uncomfortable though? I should have rights

2025-11-11 04:39:57 UTC

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I once cooked a recipe I found online

2025-11-08 09:09:34 UTC

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being miserable is always inexpensive.
for more financial tips. follow my channel.

2025-11-06 08:11:07 UTC

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I remember getting images optimized for dialup… 12 colors… no I think I can do this with an 11 color pallet and saving 2 kb.

2025-11-01 07:09:23 UTC

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Alcohol is the gateway drug to saying the N word.

2025-10-29 06:14:09 UTC

Had a waitress with a black eye so I ordered super slowly
She said "Sir I speak English"
I said "Yeah but you clearly don't listen"
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2025-10-28 05:22:32 UTC

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ask NASA.

2025-10-28 05:21:40 UTC

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different name according to who
Japanese people living in Japan don’t call it Japan. they call it Nippon.
German people living in Germany don’t call it Germany. they call it Deutschland.
everyone is allowed to call things whatever they want.
see: Gulf of America.

2025-10-25 08:03:23 UTC

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where my stimmy check

2025-10-25 06:45:33 UTC

Such a good movie.
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2025-10-09 02:59:52 UTC

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would you be okay with trimming from the other side as well? No voting until 25?
What about no voting unless you are employed?

2025-10-08 05:46:10 UTC

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lets fix people that shouldn’t even be in the country voting first.
voting is so broken in this country.
it’s a normalized joke that people that would be 200+ years old are voting.
fix the process of voting.

2025-10-07 06:53:48 UTC

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that’s why we have a republic.
two wolves and one sheep voting on dinner is a shitty democracy.

2025-10-07 06:09:50 UTC

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I have a laptop compiling gentoo and it’s been running for 18 months. I’m not sure what’s going on but I’m not about to hit Ctrl+C

2025-10-05 11:03:51 UTC

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Let Portland burn itself down. Who fucking cares.
I lived in Salem Oregon late 80s early 90s and it was such a wonderful place.
Now Oregon and Pacific NW has been overrun by shitty ideas and shitty politics.
I love the land but the people have become retarded.

2025-10-04 06:25:58 UTC

If you get a bill in the mail but don’t open it.
legally you don’t have to pay it.

2025-10-03 05:00:10 UTC

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2025-09-30 07:41:21 UTC

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100 million farts

2025-09-30 07:24:58 UTC

Just had a detective knock on my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye.
I told him if he used both he'd probably find him a lot quicker.
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2025-09-29 16:27:06 UTC

WAAAIIIITTTT FOR MEEEEEEE
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2025-09-29 08:22:06 UTC

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seems like an opportunistic time to off the bitch.

2025-09-27 08:34:11 UTC

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no stupid. your kid is retarded. you just don’t have a headache

2025-09-27 03:47:41 UTC

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2025-09-22 07:35:55 UTC

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the Lexan body. the paint job is 90% of what I wanted. there are paint leaks from me not masking it off perfectly. I haven’t applied any stickers yet.
I’m actually very happy with the paint despite that.
the rear turnbuckles I need to adjust. I see the rear tires not wearing evenly.
but these are all nitpicks. this was a bucket list to own this specific model when I was 9 years old.
and now I can enjoy the activity with my 9 year old son.
I did go too cautious with the gearing since it’s a 1991 model with 2025 motors and batteries.
I went with the standard 87 tooth spur gear and a 17 tooth pinion gear. the motor is rated to heat up to 160F. this being the magnets inside it stop being magnets at 176F.
but I can run it for over 5 minutes and I can touch the motor and it feels room temperature
So I think a 48 pitch 19 tooth pinion gear is in my future. Though it’s fast enough as it is.

2025-09-22 07:15:06 UTC

People watching my RC10T build.
It took 2 months. But we finally made it.
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2025-09-20 07:12:21 UTC

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cats don’t like water 🥺

2025-09-13 07:27:18 UTC

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Geezer Weiners
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2025-09-13 07:11:48 UTC

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2025-09-10 05:21:43 UTC

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Should have been this
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2025-09-10 04:26:49 UTC

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ive seen enough

2025-09-10 04:06:43 UTC

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and live in a state that acknowledges the right to self defense (im working on that part myself)

2025-09-08 08:48:02 UTC

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dollar is shit.
it was shit in 2008.
its more shit in 2025.
it was doomed by actions prior to my birth.
gold isnt going up
bitcoin isnt going up
the dollar going down

2025-09-08 08:40:50 UTC

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I'm ready to give them hell but I havent been pulled over in a decade.
Apparently keeping your registration up to date and driving roughly the speed limit is enough to dodge the tyrants.

2025-09-05 06:55:39 UTC

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come get your boy

2025-09-05 06:53:48 UTC

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I said dance boy

2025-09-05 06:51:06 UTC

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I thought I told you that if you get off my posts I will send you a buttermilk biscuit and a packet of fake butter.

2025-09-05 06:48:16 UTC

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yeah... its just "apt install" now
if you just want a browser and your photo app... any distro will serve you well.
but it sounds like you just want a well supported general purpose distro... Ubuntu is great for that. stick with it.
but if you ever get a new computer or have a reason to do a fresh install of linux... highly recommend you use that moment to switch to Linux Mint.

2025-09-05 06:41:01 UTC

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are you happy with snap packages?
are you happy with installing a package with APT and it doing a run around and pulling a snap package instead?
if you want vanilla linux that has a Debian base you are much better served with Linux Mint.

2025-09-05 06:34:01 UTC

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americans are retarded and don't understand fractional reserve systems.
They dont understand that the Federal Reserve Bank is not Federal, They hold no reserves, And they are not a bank.
Keep maybe 1-3 months of expenses in dollars.. otherwise turn your dollars into assets.
gold, silver, real estate, firearms, bitcoin.

2025-09-05 06:27:26 UTC

i think this is linux perfected
https://omarchy.org/

2025-09-02 06:45:59 UTC

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You were born at a very young age to be fair.

2025-09-02 06:02:48 UTC

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Wasnt he jumping on Oprah's couch (Big time child trafficker to the stars)
Have you seen the creepy photos of Oprah and Tom Hanks?
Cause Tom Cruise was dating some 17 year old girl.

2025-09-02 05:59:22 UTC

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scrambled... a sprinkle of salt... with toast and bacon.

2025-09-02 05:56:57 UTC

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Scientology works if you have enough money

2025-09-01 07:37:35 UTC

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true
source: woman lied to put me in jail instead of admitting to her family that she was bored.

2025-08-27 07:38:19 UTC

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the AI said you guilty as fuck.
I checked the AI and told me the planet better off with death penalty versus the 60 days jail

2025-08-27 07:33:22 UTC

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I’m going to use this next time I call out.
should I just say cause Jews or should I text a deep dive into how the Jews are destroying the western world?

2025-08-27 05:16:12 UTC

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prepare for full comfort
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2025-08-26 04:00:11 UTC

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I didnt go to all elementary schools, just one.

2025-08-26 03:57:44 UTC

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Mine was in Salem OR, Went from 89-93 roughly.

2025-08-26 03:43:48 UTC

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We had those same sinks and sand paper soap powder in my elementary school. This is the first time seeing another one just like it. 😂